There is absolutely no doubt in my mind, your mind, anyone’s mind – Megan Fox is hot. She is one of the most incredibly sexy actresses to come out of Hollywood…and yet…she somehow finds a way to look like some thing that crawled out of a lake while walking the red carpet at the MTV Awards.
Is it fair? No, absolutely not. Women who are this unbelievably hot have an obligation to the rest of us to live up to the standards their genes set for them. Look at that face! Completely mangled under that awful slicked back do.
Other than the …read more

I can’t resist…it’s just too easy. Twilight’s Kristen Stewart looks like the poster child for hot mess Hollywood trainwrecks and yet there are actually young fans that are defending her..? Give your head a shake, girls. There is no excuse, twisted ankle or not for this kind of devastatingly poor display of red carpet etiquette.
Ballet flats. Those would have worked. A hair brush. That might have been a good idea. Basically if she just eliminated every single aspect of this outfit and started from scratch (with the guidance of a trained professional – you know, one of those people they …read more

Alright, this is a big improvement since the last time I noticed blonde Leighton Meester around town.
I don’t love the way this dress is detailed with all the flaps of fabric, but it’s still quite cute on her and certainly one of the more stylish choices for the MTV Movie Awards. The dark eye makeup is fantastic and hint of blush makes her look like the happiest little actress in the world.
Note as well, this is appropriate use of booties (ahem, Cameron…!). All around, I’m impressed, Leighton. Maybe I was too harsh before and blonde does come naturally to you. …read more

Oh Heidi’s sister…you’ve made some bad decisions here. Fine, sure, cross the line between “non-reality TV show family member who just happens to show up in a few episodes” to “yes, I’m a full out reality TV show character, bow down, don’t you like my hair?”.
No, I don’t like your hair, Holly. I don’t like your hair, or this outfit. I don’t even like the makeup. This whole take on 80s Like A Virgin Madonna isn’t working for you or sitting well with me.
Ultimately,  might have been able to pass the ensemble off as merely lame, but the way those …read more

There are so many reasons why I love Cameron Diaz’s appearance at the MTV Movie Awards. The tossled hair, cute top and ruby red lips are nice touches. Everything is working…except those boots.
Granted, Cameron is in a class of her own when it comes to mile long legs that have a hard time looking bad in anything. But these blue booties were made for a short skirt and lots of sass, not dark denim skinny jeans. I think I can hear them weeping a little bit.
Flanked on either side of darling Cameron is Sofia Vassilieva and Abigail Breslin. These two …read more

If there is one thing I like about this whole look Lauren Conrad is going for at the MTV Movie Awards, it’s those red lips. I just can’t get enough of strong red lips, so great choice there.
But the rest…
Lauren certainly has the figure for this dress. And the shoes are kind of naughty cute. But does she believe in this style? Is this really her? Hard to say anymore, but I suppose we’ll find out soon as she is no longer officially part of the MTV reality television bubble.
And, I digress…
I’m concerned that her extensions are no longer happy …read more

Fresh from the NYC Sex and the City release, Sarah Jessica Parker suits up to hit the MTV Movie Awards.
And dare I say I like this? In a Go-Go Dancer kind of way.
I like the shimmer, I like the funky shoes, and I like the big ‘ol hair. Thankfully, girl’s making some decent strides lately and my snarky self approves.
What say you, loves? A good look for SJP or no?

Image: Newscom

Charlize Theron, Newsflash: Your name is not Kat Von D.

Aside from not having ink up and down her every square inch of skin, Charlize Theron looks to be taking on a Kat Von D-esque bad girl image…and it’s just not working.
This corset thingie is dreadful, dahlings, and the shoes are wretched as well. Charlize has always been a classic beauty in Hollywood, and this look is as far from her usual elegance and grace as could be. Blech.
Yes, I realize it’s okay to go outside your norm on occasion, and if this worked on her, I’d say “Hell, yeah! Work …read more