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Love for Fashion Icon Alexa Chung

October 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under The Red Carpet

Love for Fashion Icon Alexa Chung

I would like to introduce you to my new favorite fashion icon Alexa Chung.  If you watch MTV or have knowledge of British models or religiously read fashion mags then you already know about this gorgeous half-Chinese fashionista who hosts MTV’s It’s On With Alexa Chung.  But if you have a normal life that does not consist of digitally stalking models and celebrities, then maybe you have not heard that she has the absolute best style ever!!
Okay maybe not ever, but right now I am soooo into everything she wears.  She’s like my new Sienna Miller.  Here she is at …read more

Paging The Rest of Whitney Port’s Dress…

September 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Paging The Rest of Whitney Port’s Dress…

When exactly is Whitney Port going to learn how to step it up on the red carpet? It seems like every time I turn around the girl is wearing a more heinous minidress than the day before. Each event is worse than the last one…with no sign of improvement what so ever.
In this case, we have the same tired farm girl hairdo (seriously girls, we’re over it) and a dress that would be more appropriate if Whitney skeeved around in seedy bar motels and accepted tips on nightstands. Not only is this dress overly revealing but it’s not particularly flattering …read more

Kristin Cavallari Looking A Bit Disheveled

August 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Kristin Cavallari Looking A Bit Disheveled

Looking at new The Hills it girl Kristin Cavallari, seen here at the Nylon Magazine TV Issue Party…I kind of just want to fall asleep. She looks so disappointingly bored and disheveled that I can’t help but yawn and wish I were in my robe and slippers, clutching a warm mug of hot cocoa.
Shouldn’t a party at Skybar be a little bit fun, Kristin? I mean, really. And why does your dress look like it was made out of costume left overs from Monty Python and The Holy Grail? This little number needs to go back to the store and …read more

What Do You Wear To See Morons Get Married?

April 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

What Do You Wear To See Morons Get Married?

If you were invited to see a couple of the most vapid, fake, pseudo-Hollywood people out there, such as the two bobbleheads below, get married…what would you wear?
Naturally the first decision is…do you go? But if you are Lauren Conrad, with an MTV army of stylists and resources behind you…you go. You have to go. Not going is like admitting defeat and there is no way anyone would ever want to be defeated by the Montag-Pratt pair of obnoxious nitwits.
Lord, these two are insanely annoying.
Alright, so you’re obviously going. But the decision still needs to be made – what do …read more

Pink Bras Don’t Belong In Airports

March 11, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Pink Bras Don’t Belong In Airports

What reality TV was showing off her pink, lacy undergarments while going through security at LAX?


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