Taylor Momsen in Shortest Skirt Ever
September 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Sometimes I find the wardrobe staff for Gossip Girl just utterly confusing. Most of the time they are geniuses and are able to outfit Blaire and Serena in amazing designer pieces that are edgy, unique, and trendsetting…and other times they are just completely offensive with their display of scantily clad high school girls (yes I’m partially referring to Serena’s cleavage that was front and center for the second half of last season)!
Here is Taylor Momsen filming an episode of Gossip Girl wearing a completely inappropriate outfit. Do I need to remind you that this sexy blonde strutting down the street …read more
Sex And The City 2: Filming And Fabulous
September 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress
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Alright, the storyline will likely be cheesy and further character development probably minimal in Sex and The City 2 – BUT…I think we can all agree on one thing.
The clothes. The shoes. The accessories. Good lord, they are divine. It’s reason enough to sit through the cornball lines and halfbaked conflict – let’s all just take a minute to remember when Carrie first opened the door to her new closet. I’m pretty sure every single fashion hungry Aidan lover out there switched teams and started rooting for Big.
Of course for anyone who doesn’t want to relive the eighties, a cold …read more
Courtney Love Loves Her Pastries
September 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
That’s it, Courtney Love. Enjoy that pastry. Hopefully the extra carbs and calories will help fill out your spindly figure and compensate for the sad state of affairs that is your poor plastic surgery-ed face.
Though the outfit itself is fine (albeit a teensy bit young for you, dear – good thing you were a musician once upon a time) it’s you I continue to be concerned about, Courtney. Hopefully you continue to improve, cut it out with the dorky bangs – seriously, your hair looks like straw – poking out from under your hat, and we see you in better …read more
Mischa Barton At ‘I Heart Ronson’ Party
August 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress
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Mischa! Is that you? I can see your eyes and they aren’t covered in a pile of sooty eyeliner! Positively incredible.
Seriously though – as much as I might have reservations about the knotted neckline paired with a floral skirt and Alexander McQueen shoes that would be better suited to an outfit that didn’t contain so much bright pink (these neon puppies just want to stand on their own, darling), this is a lovely fresh faced Mischa Barton at the Launch Party for ‘I Heart Ronson” fashion collection designed by Charlotte Ronson for JCPenney.
Maybe my Mischa standards are just that low …read more
Renee Zellweger Is Doing The Rounds
August 22, 2009 by The Snarkstress
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We haven’t seen much from Renee Zellweger in the last few months – but it appears the pinched face little blonde is back on the scene and ready to step back into the limelight. Though I am still concerned about her veiny legs and overly botoxed face, I must say this is a nice dress for Renee. The bright blue contrasts well with her pale skin (can’t fault her for that – smart to stay out of the sun) and is paired up with silver Louboutin heels every girl would kill to have in their closet.
Yes, tousled, confident looking Renee …read more
Mischa Barton Looks Kind Of Pretty Again
August 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress
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Well, I must say…rehab has done dear old Mischa Barton some good.
Strolling through SoHo with new dark hair and a simple black dress, this is a big improvement from the heinous Herbal Essences photoshoot and months of bad clothes and even worse eyeshadow that ensued.
There is no kohl eyeliner here, just a simple swipe of a more subdued hue. Oh sure, the girl still looks tired and a little worn down on life. But that’s really no comparison to being a walking poster child of young Hollywood trainwrecks.
Curvier, well rested and (hopefully) not under the influence. We’re rooting for you …read more
Courtney Love Looks More Haggard Than Ever
August 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
I can’t say I’m terribly surprised by Courtney Love’s appearance outside the Mercer Hotel in SoHo. I mean really, pink tulle and a thick headband? Yawn…no big deal.
But what is a big deal is how Courtney is looking these days. I’m concerned about what I would find if those sunglasses came off, and even more perplexed by the bony grandma legs on her forty-something body.
Courtney, my darling…please stay home and get some help. You’ve been staying out of the spotlight for the most part and I think overall this is a great step for you. But the ongoing state of …read more
Rihanna Is All Smiles In Her Romper
August 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
You know, the romper is really growing on me this Summer. I thought I would be tired of it or see more women abuse this trend, but I’m happy to report that more often than not, good decisions like what Rihanna has put together here have been all over the place.
Here is Rihanna stepping out in New York City for some time with her friends at SoHo House and a little shopping at Tom Ford’s. You know you’re jealous of this lifestyle.
While the romper looks comfy and is a lovely color for Rihanna, I can’t say the same for her …read more
Russell Brand Strolls Through SoHo
July 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Comedians
I don’t understand it, I’m not proud of it, but for some reason…I have a total soft spot for comedian Russell Brand.
Oh sure – the guy looks like a greasy, scruffy poorly dressed mess of a man most of the time. His jeans are too tight, shirts too skimpy and you wonder just how he doesn’t get mistaken for a hobo on a daily basis.
Maybe he does – would be a good question to ask him one day – but for right now, when see photos like the ones of him walking through SoHo with a friend, I’m nothing but …read more
Vivica A. Fox I’m Not So Sure Of The Beads
July 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress
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I’ve been looking at this photo throughout the day trying to decide if I like it or absolutely hate it. There’s no in between. Vivica A. Fox, getting ready to go in for her appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, actually looks quite pretty…but all those beads, and especially that fringe down at the bottom just seems a little over the top for my personal taste. It doesn’t really fit in with my usual perception of Vivica’s very classy personal style.
I think I’m settled. I hate it. But the colors aren’t actually half bad…and the neckline is quite pretty really. …read more






