Nick and Mariah attended a Halloween party on Oct 31 in matching angel costumes…and I have to say that Nick looks completely ridiculous!  Mariah is Mariah and there is no surprise there…that’s pretty much what she wears regardless of the occasion.  But Nick used to be such a confident cutie!  Back in his Drumline days I was totally drooling, and now he just seems like a sad little puppy dog who is just along for the ride and still has no idea how he snagged this cougar.

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This dress is absolutely fabulous.

Here is Mariah, cuddled in Nick Cannon’s arms as they prepare to take off on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht in Cannes Harbour for the evening, and even with all of these reasons why I should loathe her stacked up in full view, I can’t get over how pretty and perfectly appropriate her appearance is for the occasion. It’s been a long time sense I’ve had the urge to call Mariah appropriate.

So even though Nick Cannon kind of looks like he’s going to the prom, and Mariah Carey’s sunglasses are a little bit on the obnoxious side…

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As soon as I see this, I begrudgingly melt a little bit and can’t help but feel like they look genuinely happy. In a world with celebrities going off the deep end all the time, this is a refreshing change of pace.

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Well, leave it to Ms. Mariah Carey to take a perfectly good Halloween costume and slut it right up. But hey, that’s her M.O. and she owns it, so more power to her. Plus, you gotta admit, she looks damn hot!

Yanno, dahlings, bless any woman who has the cajones to appear in public like this (one who is not a paid stripper, that is). That takes some confidence, particularly if there are cupcakes and Doritos to be had at such an event. Mariah, you will never cease to blow my mind, girl. And that’s not an easy feat…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, DAHLINGS!

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Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey

I’m slowly warming up to these two as a couple, and pics like this certainly help. They look comfy together, but still exude fashion and sex appeal. Mimi’s stuff is totally shrunken, of course, but she still looks great and they both look totally in love.

What do you dahlings think of this couple? Love ‘em or not?

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Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hit the streets of New York, blinding everyone within a 10-mile radius with their extravagant bling.

Check this shit out: I haven’t seen so much ice since that horrid mermaid sculpture on my Hawaiian cruise with Adrian Grenier last week. Seriously, a whole lot of mining went into this couple’s bridal jewelry. A whole dern lot.

Anyhoo, this is my Snarkstress Shout Out to this stylish couple since I sadly had to miss the wedding and I’ve yet to give them a proper congrats. So congrats Mr. and Mrs. Cannon. And thanks for doing your part to keep the miners and jewelers of the world in business. Bless your hearts.

*mwah*

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