Dear little Demi Lovato…
I must admit, I have no idea what you are famous for. I see your name around but haven’t the faintest clue if you will survive junior celeb-dom and go on to do something more with yourself once you are an adult.
In the unlikely event that you do, I suggest leaving this awful sparkle-y gold dress at home – don’t take it with you. If you were modeling a self-made creation for a home economics class…sure, this might make sense. But I assume you did not intend to look like a hand-crafted gladiator, Demi. If you did, …read more

Tori, where have you gone? You had another child and now it feels as though you are withering on the vine, shrinking away, hiding beneath a dress made of your grandmother’s old sofa cushions…it’s not very attractive, love.
But moving on…what is Dean wearing? Were you so concerned with your carpet bag dress that you forgot to guide your hubby to the right section in his closet? I will assume that scarf was pulled out of the crib at the last second…together it looks as though a 16 year old Disney actor all the girls are drooling over has brought his …read more

Now this is how to dress for the red carpet.
America Ferrera attended Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Awards wearing a gorgeous pink dress, cute black shoes and her usual radiant smile. If I were to make any suggestions, it would be that her hair doesn’t look as fabulous as it could…but that’s a minor point in comparison to her natural makeup and lovely curves.
Am I lavishing too much praise on dear America? Possibly. But she happens to be a great reminder that women don’t have to be coat hangers to be wear beautiful garments and young actresses need not dress like hookers …read more

There have been many decisions Paula Abdul has made in recent years which one might question. But the most recent decision that makes us wonder exactly what runs through that brain of hers is this horrible 80s ‘Like A Virgin’ inspired outfit for Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards.
Just because the invitation says “Kids” on it, that doesn’t mean you need to dress as though you are once again a youngster from another era. Everything from the gloves to the bluish grey eyeshadow is impossible to bear. If this were a costume party, maybe this would work and almost seem funny. But …read more