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Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

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An “Almost There” from Jennifer Love Hewitt

An “Almost There” from Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Dahlings, I ask you: When is this tired dress-over-jeans nonsense ever going to disappear? I’ve never liked this look from Day 1 and the more I am subjected to it, the more I want to send poison sea urchins to all the celebs and stylists who insist on trying to rock this wretchedness.
Take Jennifer Love Hewitt, for example. Would she not have been completely cute in just the dress, sans the fugly dark jeans underneath? Yes, of course she would’ve.
This is what I mean, loves. There simply is no need …read more

The Fly Guys of Nick’s Kids’ Choice Awards

The Fly Guys of Nick’s Kids’ Choice Awards

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So yes, dahlings, it’s true. I spent my Saturday night watching the Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards with my Wee Snarklings (see my Miley post below).
Sounds a little down-home, right? But it’s all good. Because while the Snarklings were busy high-fiving over the fact that Drake and Josh took home the blimp for Best TV Show or whatever, I was busy saying “Yeah, Yeah” to Usher, Will Smith, Ashton Kutcher and …read more

She Did It: Miley Finally Made Me Smiley

She Did It: Miley Finally Made Me Smiley

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Okay dahlings, it’s Sunday night so do forgive the horrific title I gave this post. But after Miley Cyrus’s recent Gawd-awful disaster, I’m thrilled to give this crazy-famous teen phenom my Snarky Blessing once more.
Check her out at Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards last night, which I actually hunkered down watched with my Wee Snarklings (I had cocktails, they had candy. It was all good.) I was tickled to see Miles glitzed and glammed, with a smokin’ dress, rockin’ makeup, killer …read more


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