Okay I kind of forgot about the Hilton sisters lately…they don’t really do anything interesting (not that they ever did…but they were at least getting engaged and stuff) and don’t have any good clothes.  If I had all that money I would definitely be spending on CUTE clothes and not ugly ones.
Speaking of…Nicky Hilton (ya know…the other Hilton) was talking and walking in Sunset Plaza with a terrible outfit on!  The worst part is that she was definitely trying…it’s a way-too-planned outfit that just is yuck.  I HATE the fit of the T-shirt…even though the graphic is cute, it fits …read more

Though I have been wary of Nicky Hilton and her over the top sister for a long time, I must say that the sense of style she’s been showing off lately is quite impressive. Instead of falling back on loud prints and neon colors like Paris, Nicky is opting for subtle hues, well tailored pieces and an elegant, understated effect.
Even the ripped skinny jeans work here because effort has gone into choosing a pair that is not too frayed but still has a bit of that rocker edge.
Well played, Nicky. I hope we continue to see such youthful sophistication from …read more

Would you even really know for sure that these two are sisters if they weren’t The Hiltons. I mean honestly, it would be hard to imagine them looking any different. Here is Nicky, all chic and understated for a Friday stroll through various boutiques in Hollywood. But right next to her is Paris, all hippie-d out and overly pink for day time. Make that any time.
As Paris has slid farther down the woe-begotten reality television path, and Nicky has stepped back more and more from the spotlight, I’ve grown to not mind the less outlandish sister. Sure, there is a …read more

Whoever is coloring Nicky Hilton’s hair needs to stop it right now. Either that, or Nicky needs to take a little better care of her color treated hair because I’m sorry honey…those locks look almost green.
It doesn’t help that your about as red as a strawberry (tsk, tsk, child – you will regret those rays soon enough – look at what happened to Rachel Hunter!), and the strange zipper dress is making your chest look saggy and unremarkable. But I can’t take my eyes away from the unnaturally “I want to have Jennifer Aniston’s hair but who am I kidding …read more

Nicky Hilton says “Bite Me” at the Apple Lounge
Although it sort of reminds me of a nylon sock, I am devilishly in lurve with the dress Nicky Hilton wore to the grand opening of the Apple Lounge in LA.
The colors are so fab with her bright blue eyes, but they’re ones that would work well on most of you dahlings. The problem is the fit…one couldn’t have had a nosh session at the Cheeseburger Barn and manage to rock this dress like Nicks does.
Still and all, it’s crazy hot, and she’s got my Snarkstress Seal of Approval for sure.
Happy Weekend!
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The life of a Hilton heir: Lunch at The Ivy and a four-hour shopping spree to places like Kitson and Alice + Olivia. Rough stuff.

Now, in my not-so-snarky opinion (it’s Sunday and I’m feeling a little…kind. Gah!), both Paris and Nicky are looking pretty fly here. Paris is mucho coordinated, but for some reason it works. Nicky is crisp and pulled together in that I-so-did-not-try kind of way. They both get thumbs up from this babe.
What do you think, dahlings? Did Paris rock out the Shopping Uniform better, or did Nicks? Drop me a commento, and let me know.
Hope you …read more

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Seems so weird to say the words “Hilton” and “covered up” in the same sentence, but alas, Nicky Hilton, the hands-down less randy of the Sisters Hilton, is all buttoned up without any ill-shapen cleavage or up-to-the-cooch hemlines going on. Staggering.
Her dress, while a tad reminiscent of the George Washington era, is actually kind of interesting. I can’t say I like it, but I can deal with it. And the opaque black stems capped off with white shoes? Totally unconventional and in defiance of all general fashion wisdom, but so …read more