Rihanna Wears Sunglasses At Night
June 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Alright, Rihanna. I’ll see your gray tassle sweater dress and raise you one pair of citrus shaded aviator sunglasses…where do you keep coming up with such strange style choices?
And why does your hair still like a birdsnest on your head?
I understand that you might be still feeling a bit screwy and off your game from the rough few months you had there…but honey, you have a new man, are poised to bounce back into the spotlight (not just this paparazzi photo hoopla) and be the stellar popstar I know you can be. But not with that hair. And not with …read more
Prance, Pixie Geldof, Prance!
June 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Socialites
Pixie Geldof, I’m not sure if I’m impressed with the shoes you’re wearing or just bewildered by your stupidity. The deciding factor must be that you seem to be unable to walk on your own without the support of two people. That alone likely means your shoes were a bad decision and could have done with a few less inches of height.
Otherwise, your black dress and jacket are fine and not suprisingly you have perfected the pixie haircut (Get it? Pixie? Because your name is Pixie? Oh my, I slay myself…). But if you’re going to try to make a …read more
