Kelly Osbourne Leaves Whiskey Mist Confused
August 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
Ick. Kelly Osbourne this is not a good look for you. I realize you’ve been cavorting all around London but the hair, splotchy skin and hipster glasses are all a bit over the top – don’t you think?
But worse than anything is the confused look on Kelly’s face. You would almost think this is the first time that you were stalked by paparazzi around the city. Yes, they will take photos of you and your lame thrifty store ensemble – that actually probably cost a cool couple grand – as well as the awful faded tattoo on your foot. Then …read more
Ciara Channels The 80s And Exposes Her Butt
April 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Looking like something right out of Star Trek, Ciara emerged from Bungalow 8 in London all smiles, hair extensions and heavy eyeliner.
While the dress is not my favorite, I can’t really condemn her too much for it. Yes, it looks sloppy, like it doesn’t quite fit on top and the skirt is far too short and the shoes just end up making her otherwise super athletic legs look stumpy and her feet look uncomfortably constrained instead of supported.
But it’s really the back of the dress (or lack thereof) which bothers me.
Did your mother not teach you how to be a …read more
