Molly Sims With No Makeup = Frightening
July 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Models
It’s unfortunate to see Molly Sims looking so sallow and haggard here – honestly, I would never have expected her to leave the house in order to pick up some milk from the corner store looking like this…let alone attend a launch party for the new OP campaign at Mel’s Diner.
How come you look so tired, Molly? What’s got you down? Whatever it is…honey, you need some time in a spa and a good thirty minutes with a makeup artist to improve on everything going on right here.
Maybe at least a little lip gloss next time, darling.
Elle Macpherson In Sweats And No Makeup
June 6, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Wouldn’t we all like to still look as pretty as Elle Macpherson does when we step outside in our sweats and no makeup to pick up the morning paper?
I think it’s fair to say most of us wouldn’t fair so well, but here is Elle, with her perfectly highlighted hair and incognito sunglasses proving that it isn’t just her knack for fashion that makes her a supermodel. No, there is something more to it – something genetic and unattainable by us mere mortals, who would have no shame in priming in front of the mirror for forty minutes before doing …read more
