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Ashley Greene’s High-Waisted Leather Shorts

July 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Ashley Greene’s High-Waisted Leather Shorts

Wow, Ashley. Usually you’re so predictable and understated. Not in a bad way, but in a “I rarely get to talk about you because you make the right decisions” kind of way.
But…
The high-waisted leather short-shorts? Really?
These I take slight issue with, Ash. They just seem a bit ambitious and a teensy bit slutty for daytime television. No one’s questioning whether or not your obviously very toned legs can handle the pressure, but why put them under such undo stress if you could instead choose something a little bit more presentable and still look ridiculously hot.
High-waisted short-shorts…I’m still baffled that you …read more

Courtney Love Is Walking In The Rain

July 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Musicians

Courtney Love Is Walking In The Rain

We never see much of Courtney Love these days, but it’s pretty well guaranteed when we do…there’s going to be something interesting to talk about.
Even though she can’t seem to keep her hair under control and out of her face, I will say that for as much damage as I’m sure that hair has seen…it’s looking reasonably healthy. It is possible that it’s just greasy, but I will give Courtney the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s been treating her blonde waves to some deep conditioning treatments.

Now the jacket…
Well, you’re caught in the rain on the sidewalks of New …read more

Lydia Hearst Sparkles At NYC Film Premiere

June 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Lydia Hearst Sparkles At NYC Film Premiere

Lydia Hearst chose a sparkly little minidress for the New York film premiere of “The Last International Playboy”. Glamorous and cheeky all at the same time, this is not an easy neckline to pull off but she’s working in without breaking a sweat.
The hair and makeup is divine; I appreciate the focus on smokey eyes and a simple, sleek center part for such a vibrant outfit. Anything more complex and Lydia might have ended up looking like a showgirl.
Now, the lime green shoes I do take issue with. They seem to bring the whole look to a less mature finish, …read more

What Do You Think Of Fergie’s Corset Look?

June 11, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

What Do You Think Of Fergie’s Corset Look?

Stacy Ferguson (who I will forever call Fergie, I don’t care if she’s subtly trying to get us to use her real name now) was at the launch party for The Black Eyed Peas’ new deluxe version of their album ‘The E.N.D.’ wearing an unusual dress with a seriously cinched Xena-style waist.
I don’t think this is the most flattering look for Mrs. Fergie. Especially when you combine such a severe dress with Mary Jane shoes…it just doesn’t seem to fit.
But I could be swayed the other way, considering this is such a big improvement over much of what she’s worn …read more

Bowties May Be Source Of SJP Marital Issues

April 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Bowties May Be Source Of SJP Marital Issues

If there was ever a barometer for a balanced relationship, it might be just how much the male partner looks like the female is responsible for every single piece of attire said male partner is wearing.
Would Ferris Bueller wear a bowtie? No. Not in 1986, not in 2009. Matthew Broderick and his mutton chops look like they would rather be anywhere but at the Opening Night of the Broadway play Mary Stuart in New York City.
Sarah Jessica Parker’s outfit doesn’t really fare any better. The shoes are beautiful and sure, pearls are nice. But when your career rests on film …read more


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