Shannon Elizabeth…What Happened?
August 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Oh. My. Lord.
Shannon Elizabeth, who probably could have been slotted in among any number of “World’s Hottest” lists in the late 90s, looks like a greasy trainwreck here at the Nylon Magazine TV Issue Party. Between the bad eye makeup, flat roots and pinched smile, it’s hard to even recognize those pretty features that were once there. Top it all off with an outfit that might have been vaguely passable in 1997 but today looks like dogmeat…well, I am truly shocked and disappointed in everything I see here.
Though some bad outfits might have a saving grace that brings it …read more
Kristin Cavallari Looking A Bit Disheveled
August 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
Looking at new The Hills it girl Kristin Cavallari, seen here at the Nylon Magazine TV Issue Party…I kind of just want to fall asleep. She looks so disappointingly bored and disheveled that I can’t help but yawn and wish I were in my robe and slippers, clutching a warm mug of hot cocoa.
Shouldn’t a party at Skybar be a little bit fun, Kristin? I mean, really. And why does your dress look like it was made out of costume left overs from Monty Python and The Holy Grail? This little number needs to go back to the store and …read more
