Oh Mischa…Maybe I Spoke Too Soon.
August 15, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
For some reason, every time I look at this photo of Mischa Barton, snapped in between takes while on the set of the Beautiful Life filming at the New York Supreme Court building, the R.E.M. song “Everybody Hurts” pops into my head. Indeed, after surprising all of us by looking like a normal twenty something last week, this is a step back into the sad, forlorn Mischa we had hoped was gone forever.
Darling, you’re wearing a gold dress that probably cost a small fortune – don’t you think you should be pleased with how life has turned out? What’s missing? …read more
Katie Holmes: Please Grow Out Your Hair
July 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
If I could wish upon a star and make any one celebrity hair wish come true, it would be that Katie Holmes returns to her Joey Potter roots and grows her hair out again. Why she has decided to prematurely age herself with such a blunt (usually unkempt) bob, I have no idea. But the photos of her on set in Australia for her new film, Are You Afraid Of The Dark, are indicative of just how much of a difference long locks make in her case.
Now, I still think she looks a little pale and gaunt – but the …read more
Victoria Beckham Is Serious About Swings
July 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Designers, Singers
Who knew Victoria Beckham was so serious about her schoolyard games?
During a photoshoot for her super luxury, high end dresses (the one she’s wearing will set you back $3,145…oh, that is if it wasn’t sold out on Net-A-Porter…) Victoria’s signature stoic pout was in full force on the swingset.
I’ll concede that the entire setup, with the three models swinging in couture on porch steps in central London is rather interesting, so I’m looking forward to seeing the final version of the spread.
But really…would you spend over $3k on this dress? Enough people did, since it’s sold out, so there’s surely …read more






