Helena Bonham Carter Needs A Hairbrush
July 9, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
A hairbrush. A stylist. A little gremlin that goes through her closet and purges it of items like clunky Mary Janes.
These are all things Helena Bonham Carter could use.
Is there ever a reason why a grown woman should wear pink socks and Mary Janes? Even for a casual day of shopping? Alas, no. It’s never a good decision, darling Helena…and neither are the little hair accessories sticking out of that pile of knots and tangles.
You are a talented actress. Accomplished, recognized, and hilariously funny at times. Which makes it all the more disappointing to see your perpetual state of disheveledness …read more
Drew Barrymore’s Doc Martin Fashion Rut
March 20, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
What can you say about Doc Martins.
At one point in the mid ninties, they were all the rage. In fact, Drew Barrymore might even be considered the poster child for irreverent grungy chic style and eclectic uses for these chunky boots in such classic films as Mad Love (yum, Chris O’Donnell).
But are Doc Martins, skinny suspenders and pants that are suspiciously close to being pleated stuffed in said Doc Martins ever an appropriate choice?
I think not. Especially when you are in Los Angeles headed to your agents office. There are at least five zillion other clothing combinations that would be …read more
Rachel Bilson Goes Grungy Chic
February 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
When I first saw this photo of Rachel, I thought – seriously? This is cute little Miss Vixen from The OC? Who has rage blackouts and can’t decide which bonehead guy she wants to date? Seriously?
California cool is out the window and it appears Bilson is instead attempting to bring back the days of Seattle grunge…but with polka dots thrown in the mix.
Though the rumors are true and Rachel is (actually) getting married, I don’t think this new level of sloppy is any way to do anything about a stalled acting career.
Formula For Success:
Step 1. Find pants that fit.
Step …read more
