Pfffft! Gawd, I need another Mimosa.

Anyhoo, while I could do without the odd tiering of this frock, the pattern actually transcends curtain territory and claims a stake in the sorta-cool-and-visually-interesting-with-a-great-color-palette-and-a-bit-of-sheen arena. It works well with her coloring, but maybe isn’t Arm-Candy-to-Gorgeous-George-at-the-Oscars-worthy? I dunno, I’m all over the place with this one. Like I said, I need another Mimosa. Pass the champagne, s’il vous plait.

How ’bout you be the judge, dahlings. Do you like this look? Here are a couple photos to help you decide. The bottom two, well, those are a Hump Day gift from moi. You’re welcome.

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Next up in my recap of Oscar greatness is everybody’s favorite Girl-Next-Door, Jennifer Garner. She’s fab here and while taffeta is normally on my No-No List, it totally works in this case.

Major props for a healthy Momma body – fit, not bony. Beautiful makeup, to-die-for jewels (may I have them next, Jen?) and a great air about her. Her hairdo could possibly scream “messy” but with this look, I think it’s perfect.

Loving Jen and loving her Oscar-iffic look. Bravo!

Want to know how to copy Jen’s gig? Head over to CelebLook for the scoop.

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Well, it was all about the Oscars last night (thank you Writer’s Strike Gods) and the ladies brought it in a big way. There were so many fabby looks flitting down the Red Carpet, it was all my fashionable mind could dream about last night.

Because of this, Snarkstress will be featuring some of my fave looks from last night’s fete. It’s only right, yanno?

I feel as though I must lead off with my Number Uno, be all and end all, top choice: Heidi Klum. Girlfriend rocked it out. The Oscars are all about awarding the best in dramatics, and goddamn, they really ought to have an award for Outstanding Dress on the Red Carpet. Since they don’t, I shall hand out my own award, lovingly (and fittingly) titled The Snarky. And so, without further adieu, my first annual Snarky goes to… Ms. Klum. Bravo!

Heidi was the total package. The bold red dress, the dramatic flair of the neck wrap-around, the earrings that resembled pieces of art, the understated accessories, the sleek but accessible hair, the perfect, perfect, perfect makeup, and of course, her ass-kicking signature smile. A total winner, indeed!

What say you, dahlings? Was Heidi your fave? If not, stick around for more – we are far from done here today.

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