Oh dear. This is certainly a far cry from the Taylor Momsen I called a truce with a mere month ago. Celebrating – and performing at – her sweet 16th birthday party at the Hiro Ballroom, Taylor looks like a bloated younger version of Courtney Love. What likely started as beautiful makeup similar to how she looked for March’s Carerra Vintage Sunglasses Launch is practically dripping onto her cheeks at this point.
And sweetie, you are SIXTEEN. Wearing a nightie to your party is considered to be trashy at best.
But lets see what the little lady looks on stage. Maybe that’s …read more

Is this Miley Cyrus’s ‘chic high fashion pose’ attempt? The hair in the face, hunched shoulders and vapid pout…Yes, looks about right.
First with what is good here -  I am glad her sixteen year old face hasn’t been heavily caked in over the top trannie makeup for the Elle magazine cover. But then on to the disappointing…do we really need to have the lacy black bra hanging out of her top…? Conveniently positioned right under the large silver cross hanging from her throat.
Naturally.
No, you’re not a kid anymore Miley. But you’re not exactly an adult yet either. And we’ve all …read more

You seem to get away with a lot when you’re petite. If this barely there dress was worn by someone six inches taller, I believe the hoochie levels would rise along with it by about sixty percent.
Here is Hayden Panettiere arriving at the studios for her appearance on ‘Late Show with David Letterman’. It’s hard to criticize much else about her ensemble…but the mere fact that the dress is nearly see-through is really enough to warrant extra scrutiny and ahem…judgment, my dear.
Hayden, you’re too sweet and adorable to get a reputation for wearing such overly revealing mini dresses. Next time, …read more

Unfortunately, my hunch appears to be right and Britney Spears has not heard my advice. Darling, the people around you, including this Jason Trawick character, aren’t your friends and won’t tell you when your outfit belongs in a trailer park.
But I will.
Innocent trip to Starbucks or not, please find shirts that aren’t this close to being transparent.
I’m disappointed to see more ratty looking hair and cut offs. At least it looks like the pink boots are gone for now. But honey, cameras or not there’s just no excuse for this kind of trashiness. There are busy moms all over …read more

If there was ever an event that so illustrated the point of how positively distasteful it is to let it all hang loose and bare your underwearin public, I would say the Absolute Return for Kids (Ark) Charity Dinner in London might be it.
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson must not have recieved the message, since her crotch is on display for all to see – without a care in the world. Doesn’t that guy look like he would truly rather be anywhere else but on her arm? I’m embarassed for him.
Sweetie, find a dress that doesn’t give away all the goods. And if …read more

You never know what’s going to happen when you’re taking a smoke break in between takes for your new music video. You might run into old friends…hear a really good joke…see a hummingbird…or nearly expose yourself to the entire crew and crowd of leering photographers.
If you are Lily Allen, then it appears there really is only one option. That boob should have been locked down and secured with a strip of fashion tape, but apparently someone’s half asleep on the job. I do hope next time Lily pays a bit more attention to what’s happening in the chest area …read more

You know, I don’t ask much of Ty Pennington. I don’t watch his TV show, am not interested in home renovations and just generally feel an overwhelming amount of disdain for reality television.
But this right here is just too much.
Ty Pennington sawing a piece of wood in half is just fine. I won’t care enough to watch, so that whole scene would go unnoticed. Ty Pennington wearing hipster glasses and tight jeans with his butt crack hanging out?
That…I am decidedly, one hundred percent, not okay with.
Pull up your pants, take off those ridiculous glasses and maybe I will consider watching …read more

I have avoided talking about Amy Winehouse and her seemingly neverending vacation in St. Lucia. The woman has been sauntering up and down the beach for weeks – looking more and more disgustingly washed up every single day.
But today, I couldn’t avoid this moment any longer. It appears Winehouse has been on the beach long enough that she is now actually molting. That is no average sunburn, nor is the grotesque peeling happening on her leg normal.
Please go home, Amy. Just go home. No one is going to make you put on the grungy old beehive weave again if you …read more

If there is one thing I admire about this outfit from Lady GaGa, it’s the lipstick. This isn’t a natural lip look, nor is it something I recommend you try at home unless you want to frighten your lover and make your cat hide from you. But it takes guts to let someone paint your lips into this severe silent movie pout. It takes even more skill than guts to not let the pout smudge or get gunked up on your teeth.
So good job on that, Lady GaGa.
But…could you please put your bum away?
While I hate to be a stick …read more

Lady GaGa apparently likes Nikons. And trashy outfits. Oh…and of course…ridiculous bows made out of her hair perched on her platinum blonde head.
Has anyone figured out when the schtick is going to finally end and we might actually see what this woman is all about? Aren’t we all a bit tired of this overblown charade of eyeroll inducing outfits and publicity stunts?
At this point, I would even prefer it if Lady GaGa kept to the trashy looks that at least covered her boobs. But having the girls hanging out in the breeze during a night out isn’t a good idea. …read more