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Pamela Anderson and Suzanne Somers Collide

The Snarkstress — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:19:17 +0000

I think I love every single bitty little thing about Suzanne Somers and Pamela Anderson hanging out. Well, besides Pammy’s shoes (those heart embellishments are awful, sweetie). But the rest of it – the laughter, the peroxide, the see through shirts and cougar confidence…well…that is something to behold.

Pam, Suzanne – keep laughing. Keep reminding us that you can age well, have a sense of humor and still have fun in LA even if you aren’t 22 years old and a size zero. You may not always get the credit you deserve, but you’re clearly having a ball doing what ever you’re doing…so keep it up, ladies!

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Pamela Anderson Fashion Week Nipple Slip

The Snarkstress — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 01:51:42 +0000

Pamela Anderson’s wardrobe malfunction was the talk of Paris Fashion Week today. After sporting some questionable Vivienne Westwood creations, she came out to great the crowd and unwittingly gave the crowd a quickie peep show.

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I’m not sure if I’m more offended by Pammy’s nipple or this soccer bondage ballerina ensemble…but both are causing me to gag a little and certainly don’t endear Ms. Anderson to my stoney heart. If her boob took attention away from the magic tricks hanging from her shoulders and hips, well then…so be it. But there has to be a better way to get people to stop asking “What ever happened to…” about you, Pam.

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Take a Nip Trip with Pamela Anderson

Liberty Kontranowski — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:30:18 +0000

Pamela Anderson: The girls on display and a side of nip cocktail.

Dahlings, I ask ye: At what point does one say to oneself, “You know, I’m hot and I have huge tatas. My legs are fab and my bod’s not half bad. But dangit, my nip’s showing clear through my white shirt, and that’s just not appropriate.”

Hm?

Just wondering.

*sigh*

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Pamela Anderson vs. Jenny McCarthy: Who Does ‘The Boob Dress’ Better?

Liberty Kontranowski — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:33:52 +0000

Pamela Anderson

Jenny Mc Carthy

Ah yes. The Boob Dress. A Hollywood staple, for sure, but some tend to rock this look better than others. Much better.

Take Pamela Anderson and Jenny Mc Carthy, for instance. Both buxom blondes. Both strong forces in H-town. Both sporting The Boob Dress. Jenny’s rocking hers. Pam, not so much.

I think the difference here, dahlings, is that Jenny has chosen to flaunt one part of her person. The Girls are clearly the star of this show. But Jen’s hair, makeup and jewels are all very sophisticated and appropriate. Plus, the skirt of her dress is modest.

Pamela, on the other hand, is showing everything off. Her slit’s up-to-there, her hair and makeup are scraggly, her lips are freakish. And pairing crappy black shoes with her white dress cheapens the look even further. Therein lies the difference.

Lesson of the day: To rock The Boob Dress, let the boobs have their moment and keep the rest of your look subdued.

Hear that, Pam?

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