Um, Sienna – Elton John would like his pantsuit back, please. I mean really…did you put this on and think that you could some how pull off such an overly sequined ensemble and not have a few raised eyebrows pointed your way? Even Rihanna might have stood half a chance off making this work…but you, honey…you’re a cute little sunkissed blonde who would do better to stick with miniskirts and girly details than to continue attempting to wow us with your high fashion (or just high shine?) prowess.
The stylist who told you this was a good decision should be banned …read more

Usually, Evan Rachel Wood annoys me to no end with her old Hollywood hairstyles and vintage dresses. But this is a nice surprise from her at the opening of the NYC Swarovski Crystallized Concept Store in New York City.
The red hair is messy and interesting. The eyes smokey and youthful. She looks like a hot twenty something actress who has that extra spark to be something more than b-list talent. The shoulders are sleek and modern (very unlike her) and the pants skinny and tailored.
I might have suggested a different shirt – one that was tucked in and maybe a …read more

Oh Heidi’s sister…you’ve made some bad decisions here. Fine, sure, cross the line between “non-reality TV show family member who just happens to show up in a few episodes” to “yes, I’m a full out reality TV show character, bow down, don’t you like my hair?”.
No, I don’t like your hair, Holly. I don’t like your hair, or this outfit. I don’t even like the makeup. This whole take on 80s Like A Virgin Madonna isn’t working for you or sitting well with me.
Ultimately,  might have been able to pass the ensemble off as merely lame, but the way those …read more

Just kidding. This is one drab pantsuit, Eva. I don’t know what has happened since you settled down and became a Parker, but you guys do not exactly look like a barrel of laughs standing out side of Le Baoli Restaurant in Cannes. That’s right…Cannes. How could you possibly look this bored and unhappy while you are in Cannes! It’s too much, Mr. and Mrs. Parker.
Speaking off too much…let’s get back to that pantsuit for a second. Eva, I will grant you that your figure is probably in the rare 2% that could pull off a pantsuit that looks as …read more

What would make pretty little Kate Hudson wreck all that is cute and vibrant about her personal appearance look so drab and frumpy in this cream/white pantsuit. Not only is it an unexpectedly poor choice of style for Kate, but it actually just plain doesn’t fit right. At all.
Maybe her luggage got lost? She spilled an entire plate of pasta on the real outfit? Or maybe this is now who Kate Hudson is -  and we can expect to see more blazers and straight-leg pants from her in the future. I can only hope this is not the case and …read more

You know the moment where your tiny dog (that you cart around to public events, private parties and shopping expeditions just to up be one of those cutesy celebrities that can’t live without something being right there loving them unconditionally every minute) is looking up at you thinking “Good lord, what are you wearing?” that this is no ordinary fashion mistake.
Aubrey O’Day, seen here at the Icons Exhibition at MOPLA in Los Angeles has found yet another perplexing way to piss off her curvy figure. Pink pantsuits may work for waifs – but when you have a booty you should …read more

With enough time, reflection and a teeny sprinkle of help from a plastic surgeon, Michelle Rodriguez is evidently trying to do something to revive her career and revamp her image. Feminine hair, check…sexy cleavage, check…Vin Diesel film, check…
Which leaves me asking one question – was the choice of a white pantsuit with puffy legs intentional or did someone make a mistake here and forget to take this garment to the tailor? I’m sure there are cute little shoes under there, but unfortunately they are swathed in snow colored fabric and destined to never see the light of day or flash …read more

Becki Newton horrified other patron’s out to celebrate the 125th anniversary year of The Metropolitan Opera this weekend by wearing a the most ridiculous combination of sparkles and steel in this pantsuit ensemble of pain and pre-St. Patty’s day horror.
You’re a pretty girl, Becky. And your hair looks nice. You could pull off most things, but this was never meant to be pulled off by anyone – anyone. That amount of sequined fabric is only meant for figure skaters. Figure skaters who are doing an interpretive routine where they are a tree. A big, ugly oak tree.
I could almost forgive …read more