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Who Wore It Best: Sophie or LeAnn

August 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses, Models

Who Wore It Best: Sophie or LeAnn

The tshirt dress is a staple for any girl’s wardrobe – but Sophie Monk and LeAnn Rimes seem to have the same misunderstanding about just how “tshirt-y” the tshirt dress should be. Indeed, Sophie’s version is shorter, sexier and almost a wee bit risque. LeAnn on the other hand looks a tad frumpy in her crisp white shirt…almost like she just rolled out of her lover’s bed, grabbed his shirt and snuck out the door. The shoe choices each of them have made only compound the differences evident in each of their outfits.
What do they have in common? Both ladies …read more

Vivica A. Fox Looks Confused At Mr. Chow

August 22, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Vivica A. Fox Looks Confused At Mr. Chow

How on earth is Vivica A. Fox able to breathe in those skin tight black pants? Looking crazy and confused outside of Mr. Chow, Vivica certainly picked a pair of pants that might work better after a few more hours in the gym. And a strict diet of celery and baby carrots. Or another thought…find pants that are the appropriate size.
I can just imagine the team of four it probably took to squeeze Fox into this restrictive leather ensemble. Apparently no one felt comfortable enough to tell her that this is probably about as unflatteringly tight as you can get …read more

Unsure About Cameron Diaz’s Ripped Jeans

June 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Unsure About Cameron Diaz’s Ripped Jeans

Cameron Diaz is on top of the world in her career and looking happier than ever in all the photos of her around town. But her dazzling smile hasn’t quite distracted me from the strange red and green accents on her ripped jeans. Now, the trend of ripped jeans itself…they are fine. They will do. I have no firm objections to a little fraying and tattering. But a big red patch up by your crotch?
That seems to be taking a reasonably solid trend into a very bizarre direction.
Let’s hope crafty girls around the nation don’t see this as a good …read more

Britney Spears: Pulling It Together?

June 18, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Britney Spears: Pulling It Together?

Is it true? Can it be possible? Is Britney Spears actually settling into motherhood and showing up in public looking reasonably well dressed and…happy? Not drugged out happy (I hope) but legitimately “happy” happy?
Are you actually telling me this woman in the photo below isn’t just another young mom in the park with her kids? Because I don’t see any of the typical signs of crazy laying around, so this is a little bit of a shock and I can’t help but be suspicious about whether or not that is truly Ms. Spears looking all “responsible” and “attentive”.

I mean seriously …read more

Gillian Anderson Gets All Crazy In Plaid

May 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Gillian Anderson Gets All Crazy In Plaid

So, the first thing I noticed about this photo was how ridiculously beautiful Gillian Anderson’s hair is. Seriously – why were they straightening it all that time she was on The X Files? What a waste! This is so much more flattering. Fine, fine, I get where the straight blunt cut hair probably worked more for Dana Scully, but it’s just a shame she spent nearly all of the 90s denying her hair’s natural gorgeousness.
But as soon as I was done coveting her insanely beautiful hair, I realized this is Gillian Anderson pulling a Britney on some paparazzi in London …read more

Mr. & Mrs. Pratt Run Into Janice Dickinson

May 14, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Reality Nitwits

Mr. & Mrs. Pratt Run Into Janice Dickinson

This scares me on so many levels. When Janice Dickinson, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are all in the same location, the level of self involvement and vanity in the air is almost unbearable.
First of all, Janice’s shoes look an awful lot like orthopedic loafers. Maybe if her legs weren’t revealing her actual age (sorry honey, no matter how skinny you are or how much plastic surgery you get, age spots and veins give away the truth), the shoes wouldn’t be such a problem, but in this context, she looks like she was up all night working the graveyard shift …read more


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