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Monday, November 23rd, 2009

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Ali Lohan Turning into Lindsay

October 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Ali Lohan Turning into Lindsay

The infamous Lohan sisters have been spotted around Paris for Fashion Week looking pretty sad and scrawny.  If I were invited to sit in the front row at some of the greatest fashion shows in the world, I think I would try to show a little bit of class and sophistication and maybe think twice about looking grumpy and dirty.  But what was I thinking?  That is definitely way too much to ask from the Lohan girls.
It is just becoming a sad American pastime to watch these girls go from super cutey wholesome to total and complete disasters.  Seriously I …read more

Rihanna in Gloved Dress

October 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Rihanna in Gloved Dress

Rihanna seems to be picking up some style tips from Lady Gaga and Mickey Mouse with this ridiculous black and white single-gloved number that she wore while attending Paris Fashion Week.  I’ve looked at this outfit multiple times now and am trying to figure out exactly what is going on.  Is there a long white glove built into the sleeve of this dress?  Or did she find one over-the-shoulder white glove and decide that she just had to wear it out?  And why is the glove so baggy and oversized so that it looks like a Micky Mouse glove?
The more …read more

Amber Rose Rocks Bald, Not Granny Glasses

March 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Who Are You

Amber Rose Rocks Bald, Not Granny Glasses

I respect a girl who can sport a bald head and still look fabulous. This is not an easy look to pull off. I also give Amber Rose credit for that gorgeous green jacket. Beautiful as it is, that is not something that would work for everyone.
But what I can’t forgive is this hideous display of eyewear. I don’t care that they are Chanel – there is no reason for a long loopy braided chain. Or the overall massive ohmigod the UV rays are coming size/shape of them. Unless your name is Myrtle and your idea of a fun Saturday …read more

Pamela Anderson Fashion Week Nipple Slip

March 6, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Fashion Shows

Pamela Anderson Fashion Week Nipple Slip

Pamela Anderson’s wardrobe malfunction was the talk of Paris Fashion Week today. After sporting some questionable Vivienne Westwood creations, she came out to great the crowd and unwittingly gave the crowd a quickie peep show.
I’m not sure if I’m more offended by Pammy’s nipple or this soccer bondage ballerina ensemble…but both are causing me to gag a little and certainly don’t endear Ms. Anderson to my stoney heart. If her boob took attention away from the magic tricks hanging from her shoulders and hips, well then…so be it. But there has to be a better way to get people to …read more


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