Would you even really know for sure that these two are sisters if they weren’t The Hiltons. I mean honestly, it would be hard to imagine them looking any different. Here is Nicky, all chic and understated for a Friday stroll through various boutiques in Hollywood. But right next to her is Paris, all hippie-d out and overly pink for day time. Make that any time.
As Paris has slid farther down the woe-begotten reality television path, and Nicky has stepped back more and more from the spotlight, I’ve grown to not mind the less outlandish sister. Sure, there is a …read more

It takes a lot of money to go from the Hollywood club scene look to the “I’m innocent” appeal necessary for the courthouse in Miami, Florida. Well, Paris Hilton has enough to cover the necessary expenses, plus she has prior experience with court proceedings, so this should be old hat by now.
Apparently, Miss Hilton didn’t promote the DVD release of her last film ‘Pledge This!’ enough – I’m sorry, but do the producers really think that Paris Hilton would have swayed the audience on this one. Sure, her perfume sells well – but acting….yeah…well…Paris hasn’t exactly shown herself to be …read more

Paris Hilton was out with boy toy Doug Reinhardt again last weekend. Dressing up, going out, and continuing to be too obnoxious for words with these wretched headbands.
Sidenote: Why does Doug always look so pensive? Who told him that one facial expression for every single photo is a good idea? I can’t tell if he is supremely talented and maintaining his composure in front of a few dozen flashing cameras, or simply doesn’t have a thought running through his mind at either moment below.
But I digress..
Everyone else seems to have given up on this awful headband resurgence, so I can’t …read more

What is it with Paris Hilton and the matching everything? I get the impression someone is playing a trick on her and got her to believe that everyone in France insists on only having one main color in each and every outfit.
Here she is with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt arriving at The Pegasus Yacht for an after-party. Lavender everywhere (and a left boob looking like it’s trying to make an escape), which doesn’t seem like the kind of choice Paris would usually make. I certainly don’t think she’s much more than an annoying socialite with too much money and time on …read more

What is it with the wearing national flag inspired pieces of clothing while you are on vacation? There should be an explicit code written somewhere that says a flag is not meant for fashion and fashion shall never try to influence a flag. Something like the laws that define the division between church and state – but wittier.
I must not be alone in my disdain for Paris Hilton’s hat – the British businessman behind her clearly doesn’t approve of her attire either. Combined with her childish shirt (how old is this girl again?) and oblivious grin, I can’t even imagine …read more

If the term paparazzi junkie was ever defined in the dictionary…the names Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin would certainly come to mind. Though their talent might be debatable, both women have set the bar for ridiculously stupid (but lucrative) reality TV opportunities. And here they are, yet again posing in front of the cameras outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd in Los Angeles.
Dear lord, is Kathy carrying a purse with Paris Hilton’s face on it?
And why are you still torturing me with those metal headbands, Paris? I’m not even going to get into all that’s wrong with Kathy’s outfit because …read more

While I realize Paris Hilton’s ego must be on overload with gaggles of British girls fawning all over her and competing to be her friend (doesn’t this remind you of high school? but how old are these girls?) – but how could anyone possibly think a diamond encrusted headband makes sense, let alone looks good?
But it doesn’t stop there.
Can we just eliminate white heels entirely? Or at least check people at the door to see how many white accessories/pieces of clothing they are wearing. White purse, white shoes, white dress, is this Paris Hilton or a polar bear stuck in …read more

By now we are all mighty used to one Paris Hilton wearing off-the-wall, skimpy duds pretty much everywhere she goes. But she really outdid herself at the 2009 Grammy Awards with this frock. Looks like it’s from the P. Hil Boudoir/Clown School Collection. Seriously.
I don’t mind that the girl is shakin’ down some serious color. Sure, the colors are that of a circus costume, but still.
And I don’t even mind she’s rocking a major mini. She’s got the stems to do it.
However, the combo of the style of this thing mixed with the ick-inducing colors is just too …read more

…it just looks like one!
Seriously, y’all. What in the hell is this look all about? I’ve seen her make some silly fashion mistakes in my day, but puh-leeze. And the fact that it is so unbelievably over-the-top matchy-matchy makes it that much worse.
Maybe she ought to bust this puppy back out tonight when she goes trick or treating. That seems like a more suitable place to sport this thing, wouldn’tja say?
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That Paris. She sure is an awkward girl, isn’t she? One just never knows what she’s a-gonna do next. But it’s almost always worthy of a snarky comment or two, that’s for damn sure.
Take this pic, for instance. Her dress is fab. I love it. Slutty, yet sophisticated at the same time (kinda like Paris herself, no?). The clutch is over-the-top, but since she’s actually in the UK and since she is Paris Hilton, she gets away with it. Even her shoes, which normally only accentuate the boat-like status of her hooves, look to be a good choice here.
So what …read more