Chelsie Hightower Attempts Demure Hoochie
August 14, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Oh, I’m sorry. Is that you Chelsie Hightower? I almost didn’t recognize you behind all the Fisher Price jewelery and your Bedazzler-attacked dress. We get it, you’re a dancer and you need to be flashy, but this isn’t Dancing With The Stars, honey. You’re all grown up and on the red carpet now, but just because you are at a Disney event, doesn’t mean you need to dress like a child. Or the toy of child. I’m talking to you, Malibu Barbie.
I like you, Chelsie! I even voted for you on So U Think U Can Dance! But you need …read more
Lindsay Price, Where Have You Been?
August 12, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Oh, Lindsay Price how I have missed you! Even though things didn’t really pan out with Lipstick Jungle and they had to cancel it before you really got to properly complete that story arc with the rich (but kind of geeky looking, let’s be honest, you could do better) gazillionaire who couldn’t quite commit but bought you so many amazing things that you actually refused the body form that was used by Coco Chanel.
Anywho…I digress.
If I could just focus on your perfect smile and shiny hair, this would be a joyous reunion. But unfortunately you have chosen a dress that …read more
Courtney Love Looks More Haggard Than Ever
August 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
I can’t say I’m terribly surprised by Courtney Love’s appearance outside the Mercer Hotel in SoHo. I mean really, pink tulle and a thick headband? Yawn…no big deal.
But what is a big deal is how Courtney is looking these days. I’m concerned about what I would find if those sunglasses came off, and even more perplexed by the bony grandma legs on her forty-something body.
Courtney, my darling…please stay home and get some help. You’ve been staying out of the spotlight for the most part and I think overall this is a great step for you. But the ongoing state of …read more
