Lindsay Lohan Can’t Do Much Worse
August 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Will there ever come a day where Lindsay Lohan at least stabilizes the degree of crazy in her outfits? Oh sure, sneak past the paparazzi to host a 6126 Pop-Up Shop Party at Revolve Clothing in West Hollywood. But they are just going to be there when you get out, and I think we both know how trashy and cheap you really look here, Lindsay.
The boots could be super sexy under different circumstances, but your leather glove and awfully skimpy dress don’t stand a chance. Honestly, Lindsay…by the time you’re ready for your big comeback/turnaround/revamp, the paparazzi are going to …read more
Jamie King Could By Katie Perry’s Twin
July 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Well, blonde twin at least. Possibly her fair-haired doppelganger. Whatever the case may be, Jamie King has traded in her pretty long locks for a blunt bob and heavy swatch of bangs.
But really, it’s a toss up between the hair, the dress and the gaudy gold bag for which part of her outfit for the Vanity Fair party, held at Louis Vuitton in Beverly Hills, I truly hate the most. She has aged herself by about ten years and looks as though she could be practicing to play Anna Wintour in a made for TV movie about her life as …read more
Daisy Olarte Wears Three Different Outfits
May 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Who Are You
If you pulled each of these pieces apart, you might find that there is something good to be said about Daisy Olarte’s sense of style. The shirt is strange and colorful, but might pair well with jeans. The skirt is made for a garden party. And the shoes could pair nicely with a little black dress and a pink cocktail.
But none of this belongs at Cartier’s 100th Anniversary. Especially not together. What is probably an expensive collection of clothes has been pulled together into a swirl of trends that don’t mean anything.
I’m not even going to ask about the brick …read more
Jessica Biel’s Leather Jacket Doesn’t Fit
May 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Okay, the jacket fits. It fits her. But it doesn’t fit this outfit.
I love the jacket. And the evening gown Jessica Biel is wearing to the Cartier 100th Anniversary event is passable (not the best color for her, but fine.) However the combination is not quite right. And the pretty clutch is making the whole thing look even less polished and cohesive.
If she just lost the jacket, saved it for an afternoon puttering around Manhattan with Justin instead of attending an important evening affair, then we probably wouldn’t be in this fashion predicament in the first place.






