Paula Abdul Brings Back The 80s
March 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
There have been many decisions Paula Abdul has made in recent years which one might question. But the most recent decision that makes us wonder exactly what runs through that brain of hers is this horrible 80s ‘Like A Virgin’ inspired outfit for Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards.
Just because the invitation says “Kids” on it, that doesn’t mean you need to dress as though you are once again a youngster from another era. Everything from the gloves to the bluish grey eyeshadow is impossible to bear. If this were a costume party, maybe this would work and almost seem funny. But …read more
Purple Reigns for Paula Abdul
May 16, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Accessories, Dresses, Fashion Hit, Fashion Miss, Shoes, Singers
Paula Abdul Reminds Me of the Chiquita Banana Chick
April 9, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski
Filed under Dresses, Fashion Miss, Hair, Singers
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Yes loves, I am crazy-impressed that Paula Abdul can cut up an oh-so-slinky dress like this. But there is one thing keeping me from bestowing the uber-coveted Snarkstress Seal of Approval onto her: The fact that she totally reminds me of the Chiquita Banana lady!
Now, sure, Paula’s not wearing a giant fruit hat, but goldamn, her flower is pretty darn close. I just half expect her to roam the aisles at Idol, handing out “the world’s most perfect food”, preaching the virtues of nature’s candy to all who’ll listen. Then, …read more
