Victoria Beckham Is Serious About Swings
July 25, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Designers, Singers
Who knew Victoria Beckham was so serious about her schoolyard games?
During a photoshoot for her super luxury, high end dresses (the one she’s wearing will set you back $3,145…oh, that is if it wasn’t sold out on Net-A-Porter…) Victoria’s signature stoic pout was in full force on the swingset.
I’ll concede that the entire setup, with the three models swinging in couture on porch steps in central London is rather interesting, so I’m looking forward to seeing the final version of the spread.
But really…would you spend over $3k on this dress? Enough people did, since it’s sold out, so there’s surely …read more
Halle Berry Goes Back To Her Pixie Roots
June 6, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Christmas has come early this year for Snarkstress, everyone…Halle Berry has finally given up on maintaining generic long locks and gone back to her signature pixie haircut.
Lately all I have seen from Halle is boring mom styles…tragic. But here she is, looking like she hasn’t aged a day in ten years, prepping for a Revlon ad in the photo below. Excuse me, but is it 1996 again? Gorgeous. I’m totally envious of Halle’s ability to carry off such a close cut and grateful that she came to her senses.
Welcome back, Halle. It’s good to see you again.
Lindsay Lohan Channels Marilyn…again.
May 7, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Haven’t we all seen this movie before? Oh, sorry…not movie. When was Lindsay’s last movie?
Let me be more specific…has Lindsay Lohan not already done a photoshoot where she dresses up like Marilyn Monroe.
Oh, that’s right. She did.
I’m so unbelievably tired of this girl. Why do I feel like Vogue is paying for a spoiled party girl to play dress up? Is her appeal in Spain really that big? Please tell me no…I just don’t want to know.
For a minute there, somewhere around six months ago, I had hope that Lindsay might fade away completely. Or come back as a normal …read more
