Mischa Barton Looks Worse For Wear
June 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
You’ve got to be kidding me, Mischa.
Were you that eager to leave Bungalow 8 that there was no time to stop by the bathroom for a quick makeup check? Are those shoes actually studded?
And did you steal that cheap looking bowler hat from a tricker treater last Halloween?
These are the questions running through my mind while I contemplate how much longer it’s going to take before you (a) clean yourself up and come to grips with the fact that the O.C. was your peak (b) sink even lower, disappearing for a few years then reappearing on a celebrity rehab show.
Either …read more
Has Katie Holmes Given Up On Life?
April 14, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Usually, I will give young moms a lot of leeway when it comes to clothing. Sure, you’ve just had a kid, you’re tired, you’ve not slept in months, and your number one concern is finding a shirt that doesn’t have spit up on it. Totally understand (though not first hand – lord, no.).
But this has gone on far enough with Katie Holmes. Denim shorts? Plaid shirt? Horrible cankle inducing gladiator sandals. Dear Katie, you can do so much better than this. Your outfit, plus every pair of ‘boyfriend jeans’ you own – they are HORRIBLE – must be ripped up …read more
