Katy Perry Wears a Shag Rug
November 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Fashion Miss, Singers
I am searching for words to describe the strange dress that Katy Perry wore to the press conference for the MTV Europe Music Awards…so far I have shag rug, ostrich, and floor mop. If you had a little lap dog this dress would be perfect because it could fall asleep in your lap so easily…so soft and snuggly.
It’s not just the shag carpet skirt that makes the dress horrendous…the nude color is basically the same color as the fair-skinned singer so it completely washes her out. Someone should inform her (I guess it will have to be me…) that nude …read more
Agyness Deyn Could Use A Belt
June 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Oh sure – I know what you’re going to say. Agyness Deyn is on the fashion front lines, can do no wrong, is a trendsetter, deal maker, style spark of a model. Yawn, darling. Heard it all before.
While I will agree that Agyness has a certain appeal in particular settings under rare, serendipitous circumstances, this is indeed not one of them. While strolling through Primrose Hill, Agynes is one part biker jacket, two parts basic black and one heaping scoop full of striped man’s shirt.
But just because you don’t need to actively seek out clothes that remind people you’re standing …read more
Kate Moss is a Top Not At TopShop Opening
April 5, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
Whoever is responsible for Kate Moss wearing a long green sheath dress with black tights and massive platforms needs a stiff drink and a new career. This is so sloppy and unappealing, Kate. You almost look like a washed up socialite who can barely keep it together – can you keep it together? I still see a glimmer of the quirky Kate we all know and have loved…where did she go?
To top it all off, you have eschewed a fashion must by wearing a cropped leather jacket. As if saying you have given up on the world, don’t care if …read more
