If these are the kind of gigs that Holly Madison is relying on for income these days, perhaps she just needs to just get a day job like the rest of us.  Former Girl’s Next Door Hef-obsessed Playboy bunny Holly Madison performed a little grape stomping routine with some sort of I Love Lucy character to celebrate the launch of Beaujolais Nouveau wine in Las Vegas.

What the heck are they wearing and who decided that Holly Madison would be a great person to represent their brand? And how seriously scary is the red-haired creature next to her???  Yikes!  I think …read more

You have to be pretty pathetic and narcissistic to walk around all day with a copy of your nearly nude girlfriend on the cover of a magazine. I realize you two haven’t had much to do lately, but wouldn’t this have been a nice moment for Heidi and Spencer time? Quiet reflection on how completely and utterly made for each other you two are – both being such obnoxious fame whores and all.
Yes, on two more separate occasions Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were seen posing with Heidi’s upcoming issue of Playboy. The first picture is of Heidi and Spencer …read more

I had finally repressed the last season of The Hills and Speidi’s horrible display of whiny behavior on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here but now…they’re back.
Here is Heidi Montag at the Los Angeles Premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of The Cobra and I just can’t get over how plastic she looks. It shouldn’t be surprising at this point. Enough time and money has been spent on sculpting her into a slutty looking Barbie doll. But I still hold out a secret hope that Heidi will go back to her pre-Spencer roots (and I do mean roots …read more

Would upcoming nuptials slow you down from putting your gigantic fake boobs out there while cameras are flashing? Apparently not if you’re Kendra Wilkinson.
I can understand cleavage. And I can possibly allow for a little bit more chest exposure given the overinflated nature of her oversize implants.
But what I can’t understand is why the sloppy “Oh, is that my bra out in the sunshine?” part of her appearance. Just find a camisole to cover up a bit or put them right out there. But don’t put on a shirt like this with a bra like that and leave a button …read more

Somewhere in between getting dumped by Hugh Hefner and failing on Dancing With The Stars, I would have expected Holly Madison to consider doing something more with her life – maybe tone down those bright platinum locks, put on some grown up clothes, and be an adult. That’s just one idea.
Instead, it appears Holly is too attached to the juvenile hoodies and pigtails to think about what’s going to happen when fans of The Girls Next Door move on to another mind-shriveling reality TV show and completely forget who she is. At that point, Holly will be nothing more than …read more