Rihanna looks happy as a clam, but one must wonder if  that smile means she doesn’t realize just how unflattering her baggy tan pants really are…through an elastic waistband on there and you officially have yourself a pair of mom pants, Rihanna. Plus I’m just not loving the wide lapels and overly smokey eyes…it’s all too much and I simply expect more from you and your usually so edgy flair.
What I do love are those Louboutin shoes peaking out from under those hideous pants. They give me hope. Let’s scrap everything else, darling – keep the shoes and rebuild this …read more

Though I haven’t quite made up my mind about whether or not I approve of Danni Minogue’s chocolate minidress for Cheryl Cole’s 26th birthday, I think I am slowly deciding that it’s not so bad and is actually somewhat cute if you look at it the right way. The hair and makeup – also well done.
But…
Why is her date wearing a wee little scarf with that button up black shirt? I don’t even know who that is, nor do I particularly care, but my goodness that scarf is more obnoxious than most male fashion faux pas you see these days. …read more

I suppose when you are doing an album signing in Wet Seal, the expectations for your outfit shouldn’t be terribly high.
But what exactly is the aesthetic Keri Hilson is looking for her? Is this out of edgy popstar 101?
There is something so ‘done’  and faux punk about this look. Everything from the animal print jacket to the ripped jeans and the sneakers. Like it’s the kind of throw away persona given to baby popstars who aren’t destined for Britney Spears-dom, but might get a song on the radio.
Keri, you’re going to have to find a way to stand out more …read more

There are a lot of nasty things that have been said about Jessica Simpson’s weight, tummy, talen, and well…her generally ditsy behavior. But when you’re trying to make the crossover from half-wit popstar to country music queen, it’s probably still a good idea to find close that fit. And flatters. Regardless of your weight or size.
Here is Jessica, singing her heart out at the Cricket Wireless Amphitheatre just outside of San Diego. It’s not the fact that the shirt is form-fitting and the shorts are tight that is disappointing here. That’s typical for  on stage performances. If you compare this …read more

Somehow, I think Solange Knowles got confused. Okay, lucky girl gets to hold concerts at The House of Blues and be in front of an audience because she’s got famous in her genes. Fair enough. But…what would possess an otherwise okay looking woman to kill the popstar aesthetic with a yellow ribbon of makeup across her eyes.
Honey the dress is almost cute, and I though I think your weave has seen better days…I get where you’re going here. But even yellow eyeshadow would be questionable. I could see this streak of heinous a mile back and I’m not getting …read more