Did no one think to tell Sarah Polley that the carpet would be the same color red as her dress…and that the premiere of Nobody’s Fools was supposed to be a funky minidress event? No? That message never got sent?
I happen to be a huge Sarah Polley fan (yes, I am occasionally approve of certain things) – but this whole getup is a little too prom night for my taste. Especially given that poor Sarah is sandwiched between two glamazons who are looking about as chic as can be.
You can’t compete with that in a plain ol’ long red dress …read more

My, my, my. Ashlee Simpson you look like an awkward mom on the red carpet.
Well, and that you are now…but come on dear – I expected more. If you are going to wear a sexy minidress to the Melrose Place Series Premiere Party, then act the part by straightening up and at least pretending you are comfortable in these surroundings. The dress is otherwise quite cute (except that your boobs look unhappy with the placement/restrictiveness of the top) but your shoulders and awkwardly placed left foot are telltale signs that you’re not loving this moment right here.
Perk up, honey. Think …read more

Entourage is back on the air and I’m delighted to see Jamie-Lynn Sigler looking absolutely stunning at the Los Angeles Premiere held at Paramount Studios in Hollywood. I could go on and on about how adorable the whole Jamie-Lynn/Turtle storyline is, particularly because it carries over into real life, but that’s not why Jamie-Lynn has caught my attention…
The minidress is perfectly tailored for her lovely figure and each accessory effortlessly fits into the ensemble as a whole. She looks happy – relaxed, comfortable and totally confident. Not something you typically see of young celebrities these days.
Yes, I can imagine Jamie-Lynn …read more

Usually I find Malin Ackerman to be strangely boring – even though she should have all the right ingredients for superstar gorgeousness. Nevertheless, I rarely look at her and go…WOW.
But here – I was wowed. I love the tossled har and the dres shows off her incredible legs. Granted, the way the flaps of fabric fall across her chest is a tad unflattering, but the whole look really does say “Hey, I’m a hot u and coming celebrity and you should watch out.”
Well…not quite the whole look.
 For some reason, Malin’s shoes look like little trojan warriors.  What a strange and …read more

What a strange little tent of a lace dress. Evoking the kind of dress little girls might have put on a babydoll fifty years ago, a couple sizes too big and accented by a black bra or tank top (I will give her Amanda Peet the benefit of the doubt and say tank top) peeking through each eyelet, I can’t get over how disproportionate her bottom half looks here. I did some searching and can’t seem to find any trail that leads to a celebrity pregnancy…so why the bell shape? Something a little less bottom heavy and sleeve-y would have …read more

Given how adorably cute and pixie-like Audrey Tautou is, picking on her grandma pants and boring jacket. Maybe it is because there is so much potential that I can’t help but leave the ensemble alone. Here she is at the screening for Coco Avant Chanel in London and if you didn’t know it was Audrey Tautou, would you necessarily care who she is? Sure, she’s pretty…but why the floppy pants? The collared shirt?
Yes, I still love you and your adorable grin, Audrey. But I would rather you find pants that don’t look like they belong at the early bird special …read more

Sure, Diane. White parachute pants. Yeah, that was the right decision.
Of all things to wear to the Chanel Hosted Annual Dinner for the Tribeca Film Festival Artists Awards Program, this is probably the homeliest. Nevermind that Diane Kruger happens to be one of the most underrated, naturally radiant women out there. Don’t even mention that while Diane definitely doesn’t look her best here, for most women this outfit would be far worse and actual saddlebag suicide.
Formal pants just shouldn’t stop at the knees. Nor should they be poofy. And lastly…anything even remotely close to this should never…ever…be paired with a …read more

I am having a serious love/hate relationship with Halle Berry’s outfit at the Los Angeles Premiere of “The Soloist”.
On the one hand, I have to give her a great deal of credit for not only looking fabulous after just giving birth a few short months ago – but for also making the extra daring decision to find the most incredibly unflattering dress, at least just from a basic horizontal stripes are big meanies reality.
However, somehow she doesn’t look horrible. And you can tell on her face that she knows/is proud of it.
But maybe it’s the color…or the mom hair she …read more

At the MyHouse Parks & Recreation premiere, Melora Hardin brought the humor with this ridiculous combination of almost fedora, skinny jeans and…clogs.
When has it ever been appropriate to wear clogs to a social function? Maybe if you’re gardening…or having a lazy day around the house. But clogs spawned Crocs, so really…you can’t trust them. Ever.
For such a lovely woman, it’s more than a little disappointing to see her pulling together such an unspeakably strange outfit. If the statement is supposed to be “I’m young and hip”, well Melora you failed this time…would it not be better to aim for “I’m …read more

Though I could go on for days about how ugly Julia Roberts‘ shoes are, today it’s all about posture. Or rather, how broken and lopsided Julia looks while posing for photographers before the New York City ‘Duplicity’ premiere.
No amount of dazzling diamonds or fabulous fashions could save this awkward arm/leg position. By this point, I would have expected Julia to be a seasoned professional who knows better. Stand up straight, slightly tilt your hips, and put your shoulders back. Even the overexposed ‘celebrities’ from The Disney Channel have more sense than this. Where are your handlers, Julia? Is someone hissing …read more