Lynn Collins Tries A Top Hat On For Size
June 13, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
I have absolutely no patience for otherwise well put together actresses who try to accessorize with trends that haven’t been hot since Guns N’ Roses were big. Lynn Collins destroys all that is cute about her lavender dress (and to be honest, it’s kind of boring and plain – but boring and plain is a whole lot better than laughable) with a top hat that only Slash could pull off.
Do you hear me, Lynn? Slash. Not you, not your pretty little actress friends…a rock star who was once legally dead for two minutes from a drug overdose is the …read more
Anna Faris Pulls a Vegas For Film Premiere
April 8, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Anna Faris is a lovely girl, though I wish she would tone down the tan and bright blonde hair. It’s just so obvious and fake Hollywood – you can do better.
But this dress, worn for the premiere of Observe and Repor in Los Angeles is too much. Or is it not enough? Either way, it reminds me of the dresses you see in overpriced boutiques in Las Vegas that cater to pampered mistresses and upscale hookers. As adorable as you are, Anna – this dress isn’t for pretty young actresses, it’s for trampy girls in Vegas looking to find a …read more
