Wowza!  Lady GaGa showed up for the ACE Awards in New York on November 2 at Cipriani’s in a jeans, T-shirt and flip-flops!  Nope…not really…I just thought that would be more shocking that what she DID show up in, which was the completely predictable over-the-top Lady GaGa extremism.  She was accepting an award for her contribution to the world of fashion, so I’m glad she lived up to her achievement.
Btw…Does anyone know who her stylist is???  I mean, someone seriously needs to be getting credit for these insane ensembles that she appears in.  Unless she is a complete fashion genius, …read more

The good news is that this is a costume.  The bad news is that I’m not exactly sure what it is.  I haven’t seen Jamie Lee Curtis since Lindsay Lohan was still acting and cute back in the re-make of classic trading places movie Freaky Friday…which I LOVED btw and wish that Lindsay could have lived up to her potential from that movie.  Oh well.
Anyways, Jamie Lee re-surfaced in Hollywood at the 16th Annual Dream Halloween fundraising event in Los Angeles wearing a nude-colored long-sleeved floorlength slip with ugly fake flowers attached.  I’m thinking that maybe she’s supposed to appear …read more

Well here is a perfect example of what reality TV can do to a person:  The Hills has transformed Lauren Conrad from a natural California beach beauty to a fake plastic mannequin.  Here is Lauren at the debut of her LC Lauren Conrad line at Khol’s looking extremely scary.
I think she is getting her red carpet tips from America’s Next Top Model because we’ve all heard Tyra tell the model-wannabes to streeeeetch their necks out to look tall and thin in photographs.  But wow, it really just looks awkward and ostrich-like in this picture.  The fake eyelashes and heavy eyeliner …read more

I know that they are terrible actresses, but they are gorgeous and have great style…and doesn’t that seem to matter more these days?  Who cares if you can’t act?  If you want success in Hollywood, forget about paying for acting classes… it’s really just important to look hot on the red carpet and not say anything that Kanye West might say.
I am loving the gorgeous girls of the new 90210 who have been popping up at every red carpet event lately looking polished and poised.  Here they are at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party.  Kudos to the 90210 casting …read more

If you are an Entourage fan then you will be as happy as I am to see Jamie- Lynn Sigler and the guy who plays Turtle are actually dating in real life!  Is it crazy how much art imitates life in this situation?  I really had no idea what the actor who plays Turtle’s real name was (it’s Jerry Ferrara in case you were wondering) and had to look it up just now.  In Entourage everyone refers to him as “Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s boyfriend” and even though he is recognizably famous from the show, I’m guessing that, like me, most people …read more

I usually love Marchesa, but what is the deal with this dress?  The designers took an absolutely gorgeous dress and put it on the beautiful Olivia Wilde… and then for some reason cut a nice big crack through it.  I had to use some super zoom action to figure out how this dress if even staying on.  I thought it was glued to her skin like Lil’ Kim’s pasties, but it actually has some nude pantyhose filling in the slit and going up around her neck like a nice pantyhose shirt that is attached to the dress.
The shimmery body-hugging lace …read more

I definitely applaud Leighton Meester for the concept of “go big or go home.”  She really goes all out with her fashion choices, so she either looks completely show-stoppingly gorgeous or she looks like a big ole mess.  At the 61st Primetime Emmys I’m going to go with big ole mess.
Is this some sort of vampire meets angel ensemble?  This tiny little Gossip Girl star is overwhelmed by the massive amounts of bright white fabric that are layered over her and knotted on her shoulders.  This Bottega Veneta dress is just not doing Leighton any justice!  She seriously has the …read more

When exactly is Whitney Port going to learn how to step it up on the red carpet? It seems like every time I turn around the girl is wearing a more heinous minidress than the day before. Each event is worse than the last one…with no sign of improvement what so ever.
In this case, we have the same tired farm girl hairdo (seriously girls, we’re over it) and a dress that would be more appropriate if Whitney skeeved around in seedy bar motels and accepted tips on nightstands. Not only is this dress overly revealing but it’s not particularly flattering …read more

Did no one think to tell Sarah Polley that the carpet would be the same color red as her dress…and that the premiere of Nobody’s Fools was supposed to be a funky minidress event? No? That message never got sent?
I happen to be a huge Sarah Polley fan (yes, I am occasionally approve of certain things) – but this whole getup is a little too prom night for my taste. Especially given that poor Sarah is sandwiched between two glamazons who are looking about as chic as can be.
You can’t compete with that in a plain ol’ long red dress …read more

Eva Mendes looks tired and all kinds of tacky on the red carpet for the premiere of ‘Baaria’ during the 66th Venice Film Festival. Whoever told her that red leopard print and gaudy headbands are a good combination probably also lied to her about whether or not those bags were noticeable.
They are, Eva. Very noticeable. And the dress looks about as tacky as a 1995 prom dress. AND the headband resembles something you might expect to see from an arts and crafts experiment. Not at an international film festival. Not on a famous celebrity. Not on you, Eva Mendes.
Disappointing from …read more