Did no one think to tell Sarah Polley that the carpet would be the same color red as her dress…and that the premiere of Nobody’s Fools was supposed to be a funky minidress event? No? That message never got sent?
I happen to be a huge Sarah Polley fan (yes, I am occasionally approve of certain things) – but this whole getup is a little too prom night for my taste. Especially given that poor Sarah is sandwiched between two glamazons who are looking about as chic as can be.
You can’t compete with that in a plain ol’ long red dress …read more

Oh darling…I usually consider Ashley Olsen to be the more fashionable twin, but unfortunately this dress she picked for the CFDA Fashion Awards last night is a bit of a contradiction. Such heavy, strict shoulders completely overpower her tiny frame. She looks like she is dressing up in her mother’s closet, not celebrating all things stylish and chic.
Considering how severe her red dress is, I’m even less impressed by the messy hair – so unlike Ashley to look so awkward and inept when it comes to putting an outfit together.Were she wearing something a little bit more youthful and playful, …read more

Bridget Marquardt (the Bridget formerly from The Girls Next Door) is actually looking pretty fantastic since being dumped by Hef. Here she is at the Beach Bunny swimwear grand opening in Newport Beach, CA…and without a costume-y getup or Who knows what the real story is behind those mansion doors, but I have to say this red dress looks fabulous on her – with just the right amount of cleavage showing.
Not too much leg, not too much skin? Bridget is like a revived woman! Even her hair isn’t quite as blonde as it was on the show. Well, maybe it …read more

I love a good comeback.
Even if the actress or actor has only been away for wholesome reasons like “starting a family” and “relaxation”, it’s always such a treat to see stylists go to full tilt in order to polish that person up for a media tour. In this case, the always lovely Jennifer Garner is wearing a sweet red wrap dress and nude heels for ‘Good Morning America’ to promote her movie ‘Ghosts of Girlfriends Past’. The whole thing works perfectly and is a vibrant start to the day. Not trying too hard or too dressed up for daytime television, …read more

Carla Gugino attended the Race To Witch Mountain premiere in Madrid, Spain wearing a red cocktail dress and a severe updo. You might almost be fooled into thinking that my main concern here is the strain on her hairline, orange tone of her skin, and odd flopping things pasted on her shoes…but that would be wrong – from the front, Carla’s ensemble is neither horrible or remarkable. It just is.
But then everyone looked a little closer and saw what was going on in the back.
It’s all so overwhelming and foofy. Yes, that is a technical word – foofy I just …read more

I have nightmares about shoulder pads making a comeback.
It’s not completely clear to me why my fashion fears are centered so fully on shoulder pads, but the thought of women climbing the corporate ladder one shoulder pad and tapered pant leg at a time…terrifies me. And yet somehow the worst possible incarnation of shoulder pads made an appearance during the Dolce and Gabbana Fall 2009 Collection Fashion Show.
Legandary supermodels, Eva Herzigov, accompanied by a very dour looking Claudia Schiffer,  will now be the emcee’ing my high fashion nightmares.  A combination of 80s power suit, Mad Men and Minnie Mouse…I’m floored…and …read more

Kelly Brooks looks amazing in this red dress as she leaves her home in London, England. I like everything and I mean everything about this outfit and this picture. It looks like it’s out of a movie scene!
The red dress has an interesting pattern on it and the neckline with the white lace is gorgeous. The knee length red jacket adds so much style to this dress. I would love to get my hands on that jacket!
She tops off the outfit with a black Birkin bag and camel colored, open-toed heels. Can you guess what designer her shoes are …read more

Wow, dahlings. What a stunner, that Teri Hatcher, eh?
Check her out here, visiting the Late Show. I can’t get over how perfectly she has done this red dress. So many almost-there fashionistas severly underestimate the power of a nude peep-toe and this is one occasion where something like that is in perfect order. Teri certainly could have used the traditional red or black pumps, even a strappy silver sandal. But she chose nude instead and rocked the hell out of this entire ensemble.
Her hair is fantastic, her skin glowing. (Her ass is a little skinny, but what else is new …read more