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Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Snarkstress

Cheryl Cole Manufactures Some Actual Curves

July 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Cheryl Cole Manufactures Some Actual Curves

I’m concerned.
When you are so thin that you need to find skirts that come with their own pair of womanly hips, you need to eat a little bit more. Out for some birthday celebrations with her husband, Ashley Cole the footballer, Cheryl Cole looks quite pretty.
Except for the fabric saddlebags filling out the sides of her skirt.
Have we really come to this? First we whittle models down to a sub-zero and now the woman who can barely fill out their negative sized jeans require extra padding to at least look like a little bit like they have a few curves.
Instead …read more

Ashley Greene’s Jacket Is A Poor Fit

June 7, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Ashley Greene’s Jacket Is A Poor Fit

I really and truly would like to love this outfit Ashley Greene is wearing to a Twilight fan party at Berlin E-Week (yes, they have an E-week…who knew?). Given how truly unsavvy her castmate Kristin Stewart is when it comes to fashion, it would please me greatly to award Ashley with the “more stylish than a girl who wears Converse Allstars on the red carpet” award. It should be in the bag…right?
But unfortunately, while Ashley has made good choices when picking each element for this ensemble, her jacket is a sad no-no because of a little thing called fit. Maybe …read more


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