My, my, my. Ashlee Simpson you look like an awkward mom on the red carpet.
Well, and that you are now…but come on dear – I expected more. If you are going to wear a sexy minidress to the Melrose Place Series Premiere Party, then act the part by straightening up and at least pretending you are comfortable in these surroundings. The dress is otherwise quite cute (except that your boobs look unhappy with the placement/restrictiveness of the top) but your shoulders and awkwardly placed left foot are telltale signs that you’re not loving this moment right here.
Perk up, honey. Think …read more

I may not be your biggest fan, but I will concede when you are looking better than your usual sloppy trainwreck self, Peaches Geldof. Though you continue to disappoint me with the 90’s grunge look, I can see how this new reddish tone your hair has makes your skin less sallow and your overall appearance a little more…acceptable.
I do hope however that this isn’t the start of some new hair dye-fest where you are the solo attendee and your hair endures repeated changes just so you can think of yourself as funky and original. It’s one thing when you are …read more

Okay, Katherine Heigl, I will give you red hair a second chance if you promise never to bring out this shoddy looking figure skating fabric dress ever again. And I mean never.
When you are starring in a new film, such as your cute looking rom-com, The Ugly Truth, you would think extra attention and care would go into such matters. One would assume that extra time is necessary at these moments to ensure the dress doesn’t look like a prop from The Wizard Of Oz.
Darling, you seem to try so hard – but once again you just haven’t got it …read more

The first time I looked at this picture of Isla Fisher on the red carpet for the premiere of ‘Bruno’ in Hollywood, I couldn’t seem to shake the image of a little redheaded leprechaun from my mind. Harsh, I know – but that’s what I thought of, I can’t help it.
However, I’ve since reviewed the photo a few more times and have changed my mind completely. Sure, the dress is a little oddly shaped around the midsection, making me wonder if another baby Fisher-Cohen is on the way, but the color is perfect for her glow-y skin and long red …read more

And somehow…I think that might be the point.
What is it about Evan Rachel Wood that makes me think she’s purposefully trying to convey the image that she’s a sophisticated divorcee from the 1940s who smokes a lot and lives dangerously – but with class. It is probably the stiff, vintage looking dresses and intensely heavy makeup she insists on wearing. Everywhere.
The orang-y red hair isn’t helping matters much either. Such a pretty blonde…why impersonate little orphan Annie?
But enough about her sense of style, which I don’t think I will ever be able to reconcile with the human behind the …read more

So, the first thing I noticed about this photo was how ridiculously beautiful Gillian Anderson’s hair is. Seriously – why were they straightening it all that time she was on The X Files? What a waste! This is so much more flattering. Fine, fine, I get where the straight blunt cut hair probably worked more for Dana Scully, but it’s just a shame she spent nearly all of the 90s denying her hair’s natural gorgeousness.
But as soon as I was done coveting her insanely beautiful hair, I realized this is Gillian Anderson pulling a Britney on some paparazzi in London …read more

I don’t quite know why this taffeta-looking skirt is bothering me so much, but it might be Scarlet Pomers pose that says “Yeah, I’ wearing this ridiculous skirt and I don’t give a damn what you think about it.”
Maybe.
Or it could be the chunky shoes that are hiding under there. The purse that looks a little bit like a long haired guinea pig hanging from her wrist?
Any of these things could be the ultimate trigger for why I hate what Scarlet Pomers is wearing. It’s very likely that it is an ungodly combination of all three. In an event, I …read more

Among the top Hollywood redheads, Amy Adams has certainly made her an impression. Recently she has been out on the red carpet looking lovely and polished – solidifying her position as a full blown A-list celebrity.
But this Parade Magazine cover is a step in the wrong direction. Between the bad airbrushing, awkwardly positioned arms and messy hair (if they went to such great lengths to make her face look perfectly smooth, could they not have given her red locks a bit more  of a sheen?)…it’s just disappointing. I’m sure this is a pretty dress, and Amy Adams probably looks very …read more