Eva Longoria Parker’s Bold Fashion Choice
May 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Just kidding. This is one drab pantsuit, Eva. I don’t know what has happened since you settled down and became a Parker, but you guys do not exactly look like a barrel of laughs standing out side of Le Baoli Restaurant in Cannes. That’s right…Cannes. How could you possibly look this bored and unhappy while you are in Cannes! It’s too much, Mr. and Mrs. Parker.
Speaking off too much…let’s get back to that pantsuit for a second. Eva, I will grant you that your figure is probably in the rare 2% that could pull off a pantsuit that looks as …read more
Bai Ling Never Fails To Disappoint
April 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
You know, if there is one actress who will never fail to look ridiculous and still prance around like her outfit is super hot, it’s Bai Ling. I almost find this level of hysterical pieces covering her body to be costume-esque; as if she is doing a film about a hooker turned florist who galavants around as Robin Hood on her days off. This is what is coming to mind when I glance at her shoes, sloppy barely-there skirt and horrible little top. Maybe if she had paired that shirt with a pair of jeans and some heels, I would …read more
