Jordan “Reveals” Her Kid’s Equestrian Line
March 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Designers
Oh, dear.
Who is this vision in dark blue almost purple velour? What is it that makes her eyes sparkle so…is it the turquoise eyeliner? The slightly shimmery powder on her cheeks? The glow of millions in the bank?
Here is Britain’s own Katie Price (aka Jordan) doing what she does best…looking shamelessly tramp-y sexy and getting paid to do so.
But what is this event that she has dressed up for? Stripper convention? A hot new nightclub with pony shaped tables for resting a cocktail?
Sadly…no.
Darling Jordan has launched a clothing line. An equestrian clothing line. A children’s equestrian clothing line.
Yes, those would …read more
