The Ladies of ‘The Hills’ Hit Madame Royale
August 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Reality Nitwits
Usually the cliche ‘birds of a feather flock together’ is pretty accurate in Hollywood. When you are out at a club, you can easily tell who is partying with who based on what folks are wearing and the area of the room they are occupying.
But the girls of The Hills, out at Madame Royale for the evening, don’t seem to fit this pattern – most likely due to the fact that their friendship is entirely contrived and mapped out on an MTV storyboard. Details like Audrina Partridge’s sheer top and overly grungy ripped pants, compared to Stephanie Pratt’s severe neckline …read more
I Like Where Nicky Hilton’s Style Is Going
August 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Socialites
Though I have been wary of Nicky Hilton and her over the top sister for a long time, I must say that the sense of style she’s been showing off lately is quite impressive. Instead of falling back on loud prints and neon colors like Paris, Nicky is opting for subtle hues, well tailored pieces and an elegant, understated effect.
Even the ripped skinny jeans work here because effort has gone into choosing a pair that is not too frayed but still has a bit of that rocker edge.
Well played, Nicky. I hope we continue to see such youthful sophistication from …read more
Molly Sims With No Makeup = Frightening
July 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Models
It’s unfortunate to see Molly Sims looking so sallow and haggard here – honestly, I would never have expected her to leave the house in order to pick up some milk from the corner store looking like this…let alone attend a launch party for the new OP campaign at Mel’s Diner.
How come you look so tired, Molly? What’s got you down? Whatever it is…honey, you need some time in a spa and a good thirty minutes with a makeup artist to improve on everything going on right here.
Maybe at least a little lip gloss next time, darling.
Unsure About Cameron Diaz’s Ripped Jeans
June 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Cameron Diaz is on top of the world in her career and looking happier than ever in all the photos of her around town. But her dazzling smile hasn’t quite distracted me from the strange red and green accents on her ripped jeans. Now, the trend of ripped jeans itself…they are fine. They will do. I have no firm objections to a little fraying and tattering. But a big red patch up by your crotch?
That seems to be taking a reasonably solid trend into a very bizarre direction.
Let’s hope crafty girls around the nation don’t see this as a good …read more
Rachel Bilson Goes Grungy Chic
February 28, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
When I first saw this photo of Rachel, I thought – seriously? This is cute little Miss Vixen from The OC? Who has rage blackouts and can’t decide which bonehead guy she wants to date? Seriously?
California cool is out the window and it appears Bilson is instead attempting to bring back the days of Seattle grunge…but with polka dots thrown in the mix.
Though the rumors are true and Rachel is (actually) getting married, I don’t think this new level of sloppy is any way to do anything about a stalled acting career.
Formula For Success:
Step 1. Find pants that fit.
Step …read more






