Okay, dahlings. A quick scan of The Snarkstress’s archives will quickly uncover the fact that I pretty much despise Skangelina, er, Angelina Jolie. In fact, on any given day, I’d rather sew my head to the carpet than praise this woman for anything, let alone her wardrobe.
But alas, I have reached my darkest hour. Because try as I might ignore this photo of her, I simply couldn’t. I found my ice cold heart cracking just a little, enabling a teensy smattering of appreciation to seep out.
Dahlings, it physically pains me to admit it this but, I LOVE THIS …read more

Looking Good, Daddy-O
Check out Tom Cruise, here with his oft-forgotten about son, Connor. Pretty dapper, no? I’m loving the vest under the jacket. It helps tone down the shinyness of the suit, which, coupled up with the sheen of the tie, could have come off as woefully obnoxious.
What’s more? The suit fits well, his hair doesn’t look nearly as childish as it usually does, and, I dunno, I just think he looks damn hot here. Damn hot.
So how ’bout you, dahlings? What say you about Tom and this toned-down pimpster look? Grab a Monday Margarita and let’s talk…
Welcome to …read more

Angelina? Fuhgeddabouder!
Quick! Someone check my coffee cup! I am certain I spiked my brew this morning, but now I’m wondering because I think I’m losing my head. Why? Because I am about to give Brad Pitt’s godforsaken hat my Snarkstress Seal of Approval.
Dahlings, it’s no secret I hate this hair-hider, but goddamn, here it actually looks fantastic! I love the unusual pairing of brown and grey. I love the winterish look going on here. I love the texture of this jacket (and how I’d love to rub my snarky hands all over it to give it a good feel, wink-wink). …read more

Berry’s Baby Bump
Boy, there are a whole lot of bumps going on in Hollywood right now. Has it been extra cold over there or something? Sheesh. No matter, Bump Watch is always a fun past time, and I am totally looking forward to seeing what Jessica Alba and Nicole Kidman brew up. I’ll bet they’ll be sickeningly cute and stylish. But for now, one bump reigns supreme: Halle Berry’s.
Look how damn hot she is here. She’s absolutely gorgeous and that dress is totally appropriate and glamorous. She has got to be dying in those sky-high heels, and that makes me …read more

Katie Holmes at the Critic’s Choice Awards
The race is on and Katie Holmes and Reese Witherspoon are neck and neck in the great debate of Hollywood’s Top Style Icon. But I hafta say, Katie’s look at Sunday’s Critic’s Choice Awards may be enough to push her into the top spot. She looked stunning, yet real. I half expect her to have some running gear or Mom threads under that fabulous dress, and some tennies backstage so she can interchange between her different “lives”.
But Reese rocks, too, so damn. Tough call.
Have you voted in my poll yet? If not, hop over …read more

See ya, 2007. Thanks for the Memories!
As we prepare to blow out the candles of 2007 and pop the cork to 2008, I just wanted to thank you all for an amazing year! I’ve had so much fun and I hope you have, too. I can’t wait for more drinks and dishing in the year to come and I hope you’ll come with me.
Wishing you all the best in the New Year!!!
Big Kisses, Dahlings! *MWAAAAAAH!*
Your Snarky Pal,
Snarkstress

This might be the simplest post I have ever written. Truly.
As promised, I bring you Becks’s Tightie Whitie Photo (aka The David Beckham Armani Underwear Ad). Ready for my wordy and well-thought-out commentary, my dahlings? Okay, here it is:
Feast. Your. Eyes.
Goodnight.
*This photo was originally featured on another Snark-tastic site, Gossip On Sports. Thanks to Jodie for this exceptional early Christmas gift! *mwah*

Peace Out, Peeps
First off, dahlings, let me take a moment to note how many times I had to use my backspace button because my fingers just can’t help but type “Ray” after “Miley”. As in, Miley Ray Cyrus. Cripe. My snarky brain just can’t grasp that she ain’t her daddy’s namesake, thank Gawd. Moving on…
Here’s Miss Hannah Montana herself, the uber-adored Miley Cyrus. While the threat of over-exposure surrounds this chick like a gaggle of over-zealous fans, I still kind of like her in that “She’s cute, talented and not-too-annoying” kind of way. It’s not her fault her Daddy-o sang …read more

It’s Almost Show Time!
Consider this your Public Service Announcement of the Day, dahlings. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Be there…or be chastised by moi.
See, here’s the thing. I have a very hearty obsession for all things Victoria’s Secret, and it’s not because I’m that way, it’s because I appreciate beauty (and I also happen to appreciate Fashion *uck-ups, as you well know) and I think these girls are gorgeous. And the VS team must work like dogs to put on such an intricate (and pricey) show.
So what I’m saying to you is this: I’d rather set my wicked-fabulous hair ablaze …read more