Elsa Pataky and I Were Almost Friends
March 10, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Shows, Shoes
You know, I was just starting to give up on the whole international scene of young actresses. Then I happened upon the positively stunning Elsa Pataky, looking all sparkly and sexy/demure at the Karl Lagerfeld Fall Winter 2009-2010 Ready-to-Wear collection show in Paris. I’m not sure how someone is born with such captivating almost frighteningly beautiful features, but she is “a looker” as my great uncle Bill would say.
Yes, I look at this photo and think, “You know, Elsa and I could be great friends. We clearly have the same style, I would totally let her borrow my hairspray and …read more
Who Authorized Red Circle Sleeves?
March 3, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Fashion Shows
I have nightmares about shoulder pads making a comeback.
It’s not completely clear to me why my fashion fears are centered so fully on shoulder pads, but the thought of women climbing the corporate ladder one shoulder pad and tapered pant leg at a time…terrifies me. And yet somehow the worst possible incarnation of shoulder pads made an appearance during the Dolce and Gabbana Fall 2009 Collection Fashion Show.
Legandary supermodels, Eva Herzigov, accompanied by a very dour looking Claudia Schiffer, will now be the emcee’ing my high fashion nightmares. A combination of 80s power suit, Mad Men and Minnie Mouse…I’m floored…and …read more
Model Musings: Under The Mesh Helmet
March 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
This is so unfair.
I worked so hard to get here, and I’m the jerk to has to wear this stupid mesh helmet. My head looks like it’s stuck in a one of those hamster ball things and I’m supposed to look pensive and androgynous?
Come on…even Natasha’s outfit with the zipper up her nose isn’t this bad.
You know, I perfect my pout and I get callouses on my perfect model feet strutting all day long…and this is what I get. Who is going to remember the girl with the mesh helmet? No one. They will remember the mesh helmet but not …read more
