Alright, the storyline will likely be cheesy and further character development probably minimal in Sex and The City 2 – BUT…I think we can all agree on one thing.
The clothes. The shoes. The accessories. Good lord, they are divine. It’s reason enough to sit through the cornball lines and halfbaked conflict – let’s all just take a minute to remember when Carrie first opened the door to her new closet. I’m pretty sure every single fashion hungry Aidan lover out there switched teams and started rooting for Big.
Of course for anyone who doesn’t want to relive the eighties, a cold …read more

While I would hate to rush into any hasty conclusions, it is possible that I judged Sarah Jessica Parker rather harshly last week. What can I say…the sight of mutton chops makes me unreasonably angry.
While I remain disappointed in SJP’s outfit for Mary Stuart, the ensemble she has put together for the premiere of Wonderful World at the Tribeca Film Festival is much better. Best of all are those positively divine Christian Louboutin heels she has on. If there was ever any way two girls who couldn’t be more different might bond…it’s over Louboutins.
Yes indeed, SJP might still be able …read more

If there was ever a barometer for a balanced relationship, it might be just how much the male partner looks like the female is responsible for every single piece of attire said male partner is wearing.
Would Ferris Bueller wear a bowtie? No. Not in 1986, not in 2009. Matthew Broderick and his mutton chops look like they would rather be anywhere but at the Opening Night of the Broadway play Mary Stuart in New York City.
Sarah Jessica Parker’s outfit doesn’t really fare any better. The shoes are beautiful and sure, pearls are nice. But when your career rests on film …read more

I don’t even know where to start. I can’t believe Sarah Jessica Parker, who is supposedly somewhat of a fashion icon tried to pull this off. I don’t care if you are the most beautiful creature on the earth – no one should be allowed to wear this.

Should we start with the shoes?I believe we already covered that this month (Say No to Gladiator Sandals, Please)! I really hope we don’t have to prepare ourselves to see more of these hideous things.
The Gloves. Well, gloves here and there can look classy, but paired with snake skin? There’s only one direction …read more

Fresh from the NYC Sex and the City release, Sarah Jessica Parker suits up to hit the MTV Movie Awards.
And dare I say I like this? In a Go-Go Dancer kind of way.
I like the shimmer, I like the funky shoes, and I like the big ‘ol hair. Thankfully, girl’s making some decent strides lately and my snarky self approves.
What say you, loves? A good look for SJP or no?

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Sarah Jessica Parker: Foot or no foot, girl looks hot here. She is definitely the winner out of all four of da girls, wouldn’t you say, loves?

The dress is exceptionally gorgeous, her hair is down and wavy (rather pulled back so hard she has an insti-face lift, which she has been known to do far too often) and her makeup and accessories are right on. After this disaster, anything would look great, but she truly is fab here. Carrie would be proud.
What do you think, dahlings? You love SJP’s frock? Weigh in…

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Well glory be, Sex and the City sweetie, Sarah Jessica Parker, was good enough to closet her freak-out gear for a recent trip to the Late Show with David Letterman. Can I get a Thank Gawd for that one?
However, dahlings, you might note that she still didn’t look a whole damn lot better heading into the Late Show studio, pre-interview. I mean, just WTF is she pulling with the one cuff gig? Gah! And the shoes? Double gah! This look belongs in the trash right next to the forestwear.
After the interview, however, SJP’s stock went up, and …read more

So, here are the Sex and the City ladies, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, and Sarah Jessica Parker. At first glance, they don’t look too shabby, do they? Well, dahlings, sharpen your eyes. Because…

What. The. Eff????
Oh my Gawd, is she for real? Seriously. She put on that fabulous dress, applied her makeup flawlessly, and then she’s going to go and f*** the whole thing up with that forest re-creation on her melon? Oh, SJP. What in the hell are you smoking, love? Double oy.
Any one of you dahlings venture to guess what kind of point SJP was trying to …read more