How does anyone walk out the door with their hair looking brassy and askew like this…let alone the shiny skin, overly frilled up, ruffled shirts and stripped shoes…her purse is probably shaped like an octopus behind her back there – that’s how many bad decisions have been squeezed into this ensemble Jennifer Esposito is wearing to the Cinema Society and Hugo Boss screening of ‘Inglourious Basterds’ in New York City.
If she just had a few blotting papers and possibly an undershirt – maybe it’s a nice beige and I just don’t see it – that would help. Maybe if she …read more

I usually think of Milla Jovovich as a pretty fashion forward lady, but this blue animal print is testing my decision. Everything from the striped tie dye to the horribly unflattering hemline and sloppy one sleeve design…it just all adds up into the kind of dress I would expect from a twenty year old country bumpkin out for a night of debauchery in the big city for the first time.
Well Milla, let’s hope this is a temporary blip on your fashion track record. Continue to be quirky. Take style risks. But do us all a favor and don’t pull something …read more

What a strange little tent of a lace dress. Evoking the kind of dress little girls might have put on a babydoll fifty years ago, a couple sizes too big and accented by a black bra or tank top (I will give her Amanda Peet the benefit of the doubt and say tank top) peeking through each eyelet, I can’t get over how disproportionate her bottom half looks here. I did some searching and can’t seem to find any trail that leads to a celebrity pregnancy…so why the bell shape? Something a little less bottom heavy and sleeve-y would have …read more

Given how adorably cute and pixie-like Audrey Tautou is, picking on her grandma pants and boring jacket. Maybe it is because there is so much potential that I can’t help but leave the ensemble alone. Here she is at the screening for Coco Avant Chanel in London and if you didn’t know it was Audrey Tautou, would you necessarily care who she is? Sure, she’s pretty…but why the floppy pants? The collared shirt?
Yes, I still love you and your adorable grin, Audrey. But I would rather you find pants that don’t look like they belong at the early bird special …read more