Selita Ebanks Is Looooosing Contro-ol
June 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
How on earth did Selita Ebanks find herself squeezed into the very same skin tight leather pants worn by Olivia Newton-John in Grease while attending the Whitney Contemporaries Art Party and Auction? I’m not sure who she paid off, but that girl has skills because I can’t see how anyone could make off with such an iconic pair of pants without anyone noticing…
That being said, does iconic necessarily mean acceptable? Sure, we were all swooning over the inevitable scene reuniting Sandy and Danny before they hopped into the car and took off into the sky (honestly – lamest part of …read more
Selita, Where is The Rest of Your Dress
March 18, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Models
There is a way to approach sexy/deconstructed apparel..and this is not it. Victoria Secret’s Selita Ebanks arrived at the premiere of “Valentino: The Last Emperor” in New York wearing little more than a bunch of scraps stitched together in a hurry. Oh sure, you can certainly have the figure for this teeny tiny nothing of a dress…but does that still mean you should?
It’s just distracting and unnecessary. All of it. The amount of beads and noise stuffed into this dress is almost a feat of strength – until you consider how ugly and unflattering the result of all that effort …read more
