Looking Good, Daddy-O
Check out Tom Cruise, here with his oft-forgotten about son, Connor. Pretty dapper, no? I’m loving the vest under the jacket. It helps tone down the shinyness of the suit, which, coupled up with the sheen of the tie, could have come off as woefully obnoxious.
What’s more? The suit fits well, his hair doesn’t look nearly as childish as it usually does, and, I dunno, I just think he looks damn hot here. Damn hot.
So how ’bout you, dahlings? What say you about Tom and this toned-down pimpster look? Grab a Monday Margarita and let’s talk…
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Angelina? Fuhgeddabouder!
Quick! Someone check my coffee cup! I am certain I spiked my brew this morning, but now I’m wondering because I think I’m losing my head. Why? Because I am about to give Brad Pitt’s godforsaken hat my Snarkstress Seal of Approval.
Dahlings, it’s no secret I hate this hair-hider, but goddamn, here it actually looks fantastic! I love the unusual pairing of brown and grey. I love the winterish look going on here. I love the texture of this jacket (and how I’d love to rub my snarky hands all over it to give it a good feel, wink-wink). …read more

Just WTF is Going on Here?!?
Uhhh…..
Dahlings, what in the hell has happened to this gorgeous supercouple? Seriously, I have not seen a photo of Victoria and David Beckham this hideous in, like, ever. It’s rare to ever see a pic where these two are not looking at the top of their game, but this…this is despicable. I feel like I’m watching some wretched Dick Tracy movie unfold in front of my eyes, only in this version, the heroine’s round mounds are tanned beyond insanity and her face is so droid-like pointy and over-the-top made-up that it’s scaring little children away. …read more

Think Fergie’s Clumsy in the Looks Department?
By now you’ve all probably heard the big news that singer Fergie is sporting mega-hottie Josh Duhamel’s bling. And while I’m happy for any sistah who can score that fine hunk of manflesh, sometimes when I look at Fergie, I find myself thinking…Damn! That chick looks like manflesh.
So, this has been bugging me for ages, dahlings. Am I the only one who feels this way? I mean, yes, the chick’s bod is rocking and I know she works her ass off (literally) to get it that way. But her face…it’s just so…dudelike. I’m not …read more

This might be the simplest post I have ever written. Truly.
As promised, I bring you Becks’s Tightie Whitie Photo (aka The David Beckham Armani Underwear Ad). Ready for my wordy and well-thought-out commentary, my dahlings? Okay, here it is:
Feast. Your. Eyes.
Goodnight.
*This photo was originally featured on another Snark-tastic site, Gossip On Sports. Thanks to Jodie for this exceptional early Christmas gift! *mwah*

Headed for a Fashion *uck-Up!
It’s not often I have something nasty to say about David Beckham, but when I saw this pic, I paused…and not just to wipe the drool from my snarky lips.
No, I paused in this instance because I am having a hard time figuring out just what in the hell is on Becks’s head. Looks partially like an adult diaper, partially like a baby’s sweater. Hey, wait! Maybe it is a baby’s sweater. Maybe this is their way of announcing Posh’s impending bump?!? Man, wouldja get a load of my diagnostic skillz? CSI, here I come!
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I’m hoping the men of the world will take note here. Not only is Will Smith talented, dedicated and completely in love with his wife (Work it, Jada!), he is also one helluva dresser.
Now, some might think an international phenom such as Mr. Smith might rest on his laurels and dial in a shitty fashion performance, but that he does not. His hair is always well-kept, he’s always got just the right amount of bling on and he never fails to look pulled-together. Here, he’s looking like all that and a shot of Crown Royal. I love the turtleneck …read more

Continuing with Day 2 of When Snarkstress’s Fabby Faves *uck Up we have one-time mega-sexyhot Angie-and-all-these-damn-kids-are-making-me-go-bald Brad Pitt, donning once again this freaking cap that he must’ve gotten surgically affixed to his head to cover his grays and baldness. I mean, seriously dahlings, show me a recent picture of Mr. Pitt without this hat on and I’ll love you to death (well, more than I already do). The hat shows up while out shopping, at movie premieres…shit, I think he even had it on at the beach once. Oh wait, the Jolie-Pitt clan doesn’t go to the beach. Angie might …read more

Katie’s Cruisin’
We interrupt this regularly-scheduled shredding to bring you kick-ass news: Katie Holmes completed the NYC marathon over the weekend in under six hours. That’s 26 miles, people. Holy shit.
Yeah, I rip on her a tad (like, uh, her girls are looking totally droopy in her running gear here), but really, that is one hulluva feat for the 28-year-old Mama. And what’s even more noteworthy: Just hours later, she strapped on her stilettos to take in a special screening of Tommy Boy’s Lions for Lambs. Now that’s a woman!
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Yo, Adrian!
Oh Gawd, dahlings, what a day. First I had to endure a brutal hangover from last night’s glowing punch, now I have to be assaulted with this photo. A horrific photo of the one man I’d consider leaving Mr. Snarkster for (well, er, uh…one of the men, anyway). My sexy little I-don’t-even-try-but-I’m-that-hot-anyway cutie, Entourage’s Adrian Grenier.
Now, just WTF does this fine man think he’s doing in gear like this? And with a scantily clad chicklet trailing behind, no less? I mean, baby, it’s bad enough you’re wearing a skin tight Jazzercise onesie. But then you gotta go and pick …read more