Okay, dahlings. A quick scan of The Snarkstress’s archives will quickly uncover the fact that I pretty much despise Skangelina, er, Angelina Jolie. In fact, on any given day, I’d rather sew my head to the carpet than praise this woman for anything, let alone her wardrobe.
But alas, I have reached my darkest hour. Because try as I might ignore this photo of her, I simply couldn’t. I found my ice cold heart cracking just a little, enabling a teensy smattering of appreciation to seep out.
Dahlings, it physically pains me to admit it this but, I LOVE THIS …read more

Dahlings, I have a question: With her sophisticated new look, her husband’s support and returned-to-calm demeanor and a beautiful baby girl, why does the Snarkstress Style Icon Leader, Katie Holmes, never seem to be smiling anymore? Why?
I’ll tell you why: she’s been hanging out with the likes of Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Frowny-Face, too much lately. Seriously. Doesn’t it seem a bit like a coinky-dink that Katie’s hair is suddenly a sleek bob? That she’s lost a gazillion pounds (she still looks good, but is definitely on the verge of over-doing it right quick here)? That she seems to always …read more

Yodel-ay-hee-ewwwww!
Why do I suddenly feel like yodeling? Ah, wait. Perhaps it’s this horribly wretched outfit that sexay thang Gisele Bundchen is sporting. WTF is this all about, anyway? Yeah, this was a fashion show, and yes, rarely is anything in a fashion show even remotely wearable in the real world, but damn! I’ve got Mountain Goat Fever here looking at this ensemble.
Gisele, dahling, I know this designer is paying you all kinds of money to drape this over your rockin bod, but perhaps you could head back to Vickie’s and stick to million dollar bras and angel wings? That’s the …read more

Berry’s Baby Bump
Boy, there are a whole lot of bumps going on in Hollywood right now. Has it been extra cold over there or something? Sheesh. No matter, Bump Watch is always a fun past time, and I am totally looking forward to seeing what Jessica Alba and Nicole Kidman brew up. I’ll bet they’ll be sickeningly cute and stylish. But for now, one bump reigns supreme: Halle Berry’s.
Look how damn hot she is here. She’s absolutely gorgeous and that dress is totally appropriate and glamorous. She has got to be dying in those sky-high heels, and that makes me …read more

Katie Holmes at the Critic’s Choice Awards
The race is on and Katie Holmes and Reese Witherspoon are neck and neck in the great debate of Hollywood’s Top Style Icon. But I hafta say, Katie’s look at Sunday’s Critic’s Choice Awards may be enough to push her into the top spot. She looked stunning, yet real. I half expect her to have some running gear or Mom threads under that fabulous dress, and some tennies backstage so she can interchange between her different “lives”.
But Reese rocks, too, so damn. Tough call.
Have you voted in my poll yet? If not, hop over …read more

Is Katie Holmes Your #1 Gal?
Yeah, I’ll admit it. Mrs. Cruise, aka Katie Holmes, has got me seriously rethinking my favorite Hollywood Style Mavens. I mean, has this chick come a long way or what? She’s gone from Tom’s young and giggly couch-jumping inspiration to the epitome of class, sophistication, and Bad-Ass Momdom (um, hello. When was the last time you ran a marathon during the day, then strapped on your stilettos for a movie premier at night? Huh? Huh?)
Anyhoo, for a while I’ve had a poll in the sidebar asking you to vote for your favorite Style Icon, …read more

Everyone’s allowed to be hypocritical every now and again, dahlings. Always remember that.
Okay, now that I put that out there, let’s all take a moment to drool over how white is done right with these ladies, as opposed to the chicklets below.
Sophia Bush – My least favorite in this set, which almost landed in my “Reject” pile due to the fact that everything I’ve seen her in lately is just kind of boxy and way too short for her. But the fact that she spiced this up with the skinny belt (which I find a very hard trend to …read more

Just WTF is Going on Here?!?
Uhhh…..
Dahlings, what in the hell has happened to this gorgeous supercouple? Seriously, I have not seen a photo of Victoria and David Beckham this hideous in, like, ever. It’s rare to ever see a pic where these two are not looking at the top of their game, but this…this is despicable. I feel like I’m watching some wretched Dick Tracy movie unfold in front of my eyes, only in this version, the heroine’s round mounds are tanned beyond insanity and her face is so droid-like pointy and over-the-top made-up that it’s scaring little children away. …read more

Damn, Them Jeans Be Tight!
Oh, it’s so good to be back, dahlings. Ain’t Christmas just a killer? Sure, it’s all warm and fuzzy and what not, but goddang does it ever put a cramp in my snarky style. Couple that with the endless hours I spent hurling my brains out (and not because I drank too heavily, unfortunately) and I’m just plain glad to see the day go. But whatev. Hope your holidays were delightful, my lovelies. Gawd knows they had to have been better than mine.
Anyhoo, back to the business of fashion critiquing. Ahhhh…
Let’s have a moment with …read more

Busted! (With Bad Clothes On!)
Who cares about rumors of infidelity, what Eva Longoria really ought to be concerned with is her fashion indiscretions.
Seriously, dahlings, just WTF is up with the pleated shorts? Last I knew “Dockers” was not a brand name synonymous with high-style celeb fashion. And the jacket, while cute in that C-3PO-ish sort of way, looks totally out of place with those crazy-horrid short pants of hers.
And yes, yes, yes, I realize that large handbags are still in (although I silently pray for their slow death to come to a head right quick here), the fact …read more