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Katherine Heigl Knows How to Wear Red

December 13, 2008 by admin  
Filed under Accessories, Actresses

Katherine Heigl Knows How to Wear Red

Katherine Heigl attended the "Marley & Me" premiere, on December 11th, looking amazing. She sure knows how to wear the color red and how to make a pair of jeans into one amazing red carpet outfit.
Katherine wore a red coat, with a white lace shirt underneath and accessorized it with a beautiful brooch. I don’t wear brooches, but seeing how she wore it on this coat and how it accessorized the outfit, I think I may just have to pick me up one. I can’t imagine this outfit without it!
More pictures of Katherine Heigl below.

A Summer-iffic Look (and Killer Gams) From Eva Mendes

A Summer-iffic Look (and Killer Gams) From Eva Mendes

Just had to share this hot-cha-cha shot of Eva Mendes and her ass-kicking gams. Oh, and the dress, too. Yeah, that.
Seriously, Eva’s whole look is spot-on. From head-to-toe she epitomizes summer chic in a fun yet sexy way. I am giving her the Snarkstress Seal of Approval all the way and strongly encourage you dahlings to emulate this look at some point during your summer travels.
So now, if you’ll all excuse me, I’m off to do a zillion squats, raises and lunges all in great hopes of shaping some stems like Eva’s…after my Corona, of course.
Tata, loves! *mwah*
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Free Stilettos? Sign Me Up!

January 23, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Beauty & Style Pals, Contests, Shoes

Free Stilettos? Sign Me Up!

We have another hoppin’ contest happening here on the fabulous Beauty & Style Channel and me thinks you’ll be wanting to get in on this one. Because, dahlings, it’s all about shoes!
Kori over at ShoeBlitz is giving away $100 worth of shoes from Heels.com. Just share with her your favorite shoe designer and voila, you’re entered to win!
Remember, if you win, you’ll need to contact me for shared custody arrangements (oh, and pick something red. I loves me some red).
Good luck, dahlings! *mwah*

Lindsay Lohan Redefines “Bad Hair Day”

January 17, 2008 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Miss, Hair, Shoes

Lindsay Lohan Redefines “Bad Hair Day”

Bad Hair Day in Hollywood = Bad Wig Day!
It used to be that if a star was having a bad hair day, she threw on a hat. Now, she throws on a wig. Or extensions. Or freaky scarves (see Amy Winehouse, below).
Case in point: Lindsay Lohan. The other day, she was looking awesome with her long, straight blond hair. Today, she’s got a matty, nasty brunette thing going on. This sucker is so bad, it had to come from the Dollar Daze clearance bin. Gah! Is she getting shopping tips from Brit or what?
Furthermore, all that high-end shopping LiLo’s been …read more

Who’s Sporting The Most Stylish Bump in Hollywood?

Who’s Sporting The Most Stylish Bump in Hollywood?

Berry’s Baby Bump
Boy, there are a whole lot of bumps going on in Hollywood right now. Has it been extra cold over there or something? Sheesh. No matter, Bump Watch is always a fun past time, and I am totally looking forward to seeing what Jessica Alba and Nicole Kidman brew up. I’ll bet they’ll be sickeningly cute and stylish. But for now, one bump reigns supreme: Halle Berry’s.
Look how damn hot she is here. She’s absolutely gorgeous and that dress is totally appropriate and glamorous. She has got to be dying in those sky-high heels, and that makes me …read more

Jennifer Aniston’s Maternity Wear?

Jennifer Aniston’s Maternity Wear?

Bump or Frump for J. An?
Dahlings, we may just have another Celebrity Bump Watch on our hands. Yep, according to the fully-esteemed National Enquirer (snzxxx!), everybody’s favorite Friend (she’s mine, anyway), Jennifer Aniston, is preggers with boyfriend Jason Lewis’s baby. They say her frumpy, baggy fashion choices and mucho-fuller face is the tell-all. Hmmmm…
I say the girl got a little crazy at the hors d’oeuvres table and to leave her the heck alone. But, if she is preggers, good for her. I’d find it a little odd since she never did sport the Bump du Brad despite their years of …read more

Kate Hudson: My New Style Icon

November 29, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Hit, Shoes

Kate Hudson: My New Style Icon

Let it be known: Kate Hudson is my new style icon. Yep, that’s right. Step aside, Jessica Alba, The Snarkstress is officially over you. So long, farewell, better luck next time, thanks for the memories. *mwah*
Kate, you’re my new girl. And what I love most about you is that you wear (and are photographed in) an article of clothing more than once. Case in point, this gorgeous gray coat. You’ve paired it both with sleek black boots and surprisingly transfixing gray hose (what a bold move, the gray hose. But I completely adore them in this instance). You’ve managed to …read more

Let’s Play “Which Olsen is This?”

November 19, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Fashion Miss, Shoes

Let’s Play “Which Olsen is This?”

Who Am I?
OK, dahlings. Give it to me straight: Which Olsen is this? Mary-Kate? Or Ashley?
Whichever one she is, at least we are all clear on the fact that she has shitty taste in fashion, no?
Here’s the scoop: If my ass were that skinny and my wallet that fat, surely I would be sporting classier duds than these chicks do. And they have their own fashion line, no less. Freakin’ steal from it, girls. Have your designers sit down and sketcha a little sumpthin. Or kife something from Lance’s closet, for cripe’s sake, I don’t care, but there has got …read more

Hayden Panettiere in Satin Scariness

September 15, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Hit, Fashion Miss

Hayden Panettiere in Satin Scariness

Lumpy Bumpy Cutie Pie
Dahlings,
All I’m saying here is this: Here we have one of the cutest and hottest chicklets out there. She looks adorable. Her hair is awesome, the color of her dress is fantastic with her complexion…her shoes are a little odd, but I can deal.
BUT (and this is a big BUT) there is a lesson to be learned here. Even the teensiest, tiniest girls on earth can look like they have a belly pooch when they’re sporting satin. Particularly stretchy satin. It has to be, without question, the most unforgiving fabric ev-ah. So all I’m saying is this: …read more

Beyonce In Clearance Lame

September 13, 2007 by Liberty Kontranowski  
Filed under Actresses, Dresses, Fashion Miss, Shoes, Singers

Beyonce In Clearance Lame

Draped in Disarray
Looks like someone should’ve been present at Fashion Week instead of the clearance bin at Jo Ann Fabrics, no? Maybe it’s just moi, but this dress does NOT scream Grecian Goddess – it screams “I ate too many Wendy’s Singles with Britney this week and none of my normally wet suit-tight dresses fit anymore, so I decided to wrap up in a lame nightmare instead. Like it?”
Uh no, B, we don’t. I mean jeez, even the hem of this cobble-job is puckery and sloppy and maybe it’s the beer goggles I’m still wearing, but it looks like …read more

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