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		<title>Katherine Heigl Knows How to Wear Red</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 21:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Katherine Heigl attended the &#34;Marley &#38; Me&#34; premiere, on December 11th, looking amazing. She sure knows how to wear the color red and how to make a pair of jeans into one amazing red carpet outfit.
Katherine wore a red coat, with a white lace shirt underneath and accessorized it with a beautiful brooch. I don&#8217;t wear brooches, but seeing how she wore it on this coat and how it accessorized the outfit, I think I may just have to pick me up one. I can&#8217;t imagine this outfit without it!
More pictures of Katherine Heigl below.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress/files/2008/12/admphotos360235-katherine-heigl.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" border="0" alt="Katherine Heigl" src="http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress/files/2008/12/admphotos360235-katherine-heigl-thumb.jpg" width="504" height="740" /></a> <strong>Katherine Heigl</strong> attended the <strong><em>&quot;Marley &amp; Me&quot;</em></strong> premiere, on December 11th, looking amazing. She sure knows how to wear the color red and how to make a pair of jeans into one amazing red carpet outfit.</p>
<p>Katherine wore a red coat, with a white lace shirt underneath and accessorized it with a beautiful brooch. I don&#8217;t wear brooches, but seeing how she wore it on this coat and how it accessorized the outfit, I think I may just have to pick me up one. I can&#8217;t imagine this outfit without it!</p>
<p>More <strong>pictures of Katherine Heigl</strong> below.</p>
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<p>She paired the coat with <strong>dark skinny jeans</strong> and <strong>red pumps</strong> that I want to steal right off of her feet. She better be glad I wasn&#8217;t at that premiere because those shoes would have disappeared in a heart beat.</p>
<p>When Katherine first cut her hair I was like &quot;Oh no!&quot; because I loved her long blond locks, but being the stylish gal that she is, she has made this hairstyle work for her and I love it. I am trying to grow my hair out and it doesn&#8217;t help me when she looks this good, with her hair that length. </p>
<p>To top off the perfect casual red carpet look, Katherine put on some bright red lipstick that ties the whole look together. I am so stealing this look from her. I have everything (except the brooch) I need right in my closet. Now, where to wear it&#8230;..</p>
<p>Enjoy some more pictures.</p>
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		<title>A Summer-iffic Look (and Killer Gams) From Eva Mendes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberty Kontranowski</dc:creator>
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Just had to share this hot-cha-cha shot of Eva Mendes and her ass-kicking gams. Oh, and the dress, too. Yeah, that.
Seriously, Eva&#8217;s whole look is spot-on. From head-to-toe she epitomizes summer chic in a fun yet sexy way. I am giving her the Snarkstress Seal of Approval all the way and strongly encourage you dahlings to emulate this look at some point during your summer travels. 
So now, if you&#8217;ll all excuse me, I&#8217;m off to do a zillion squats, raises and lunges all in great hopes of shaping some stems like Eva&#8217;s&#8230;after my Corona, of course.
Tata, loves! *mwah*
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<p>Just had to share this hot-cha-cha shot of <strong>Eva Mendes</strong> and her ass-kicking gams. Oh, and the dress, too. Yeah, that.</p>
<p>Seriously, Eva&#8217;s whole look is spot-on. From head-to-toe she epitomizes summer chic in a fun yet sexy way. I am giving her the <strong>Snarkstress Seal of Approval</strong> all the way and strongly encourage you dahlings to emulate this look at some point during your summer travels. </p>
<p>So now, if you&#8217;ll all excuse me, I&#8217;m off to do a zillion squats, raises and lunges all in great hopes of shaping some stems like Eva&#8217;s&#8230;<em>after</em> my Corona, of course.</p>
<p>Tata, loves! *mwah*</p>
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		<title>Free Stilettos? Sign Me Up!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:51:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberty Kontranowski</dc:creator>
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We have another hoppin&#8217; contest happening here on the fabulous Beauty &#038; Style Channel and me thinks you&#8217;ll be wanting to get in on this one. Because, dahlings, it&#8217;s all about shoes!
Kori over at ShoeBlitz is giving away $100 worth of shoes from Heels.com. Just share with her your favorite shoe designer and voila, you&#8217;re entered to win!
Remember, if you win, you&#8217;ll need to contact me for shared custody arrangements (oh, and pick something red. I loves me some red).
Good luck, dahlings! *mwah*
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<p>We have another hoppin&#8217; contest happening here on the fabulous <a href="http://www.b5media.com/channel/beautyandstyle">Beauty &#038; Style Channel</a> and me thinks you&#8217;ll be wanting to get in on this one. Because, dahlings, <strong>it&#8217;s all about shoes!</strong></p>
<p>Kori over at <a href="http://www.shoeblitz.com">ShoeBlitz</a> is <a href="http://www.shoeblitz.com/win-a-100-gift-certificate-from-heelscom/">giving away $100 worth of shoes</a> from <a href="http://www.heels.com">Heels.com</a>. Just share with her your favorite shoe designer and voila, you&#8217;re entered to win!</p>
<p>Remember, if you win, you&#8217;ll need to contact me for shared custody arrangements (oh, and pick something red. I <em>loves </em>me some red).</p>
<p>Good luck, dahlings! *mwah*</p>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Redefines &#8220;Bad Hair Day&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberty Kontranowski</dc:creator>
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Bad Hair Day in Hollywood = Bad Wig Day!
It used to be that if a star was having a bad hair day, she threw on a hat. Now, she throws on a wig. Or extensions. Or freaky scarves (see Amy Winehouse, below).
Case in point: Lindsay Lohan. The other day, she was looking awesome with her long, straight blond hair. Today, she&#8217;s got a matty, nasty brunette thing going on. This sucker is so bad, it had to come from the Dollar Daze clearance bin. Gah! Is she getting shopping tips from Brit or what?
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<p align="center"><strong>Bad Hair Day in Hollywood = Bad <em>Wig</em> Day!</strong></p>
<p>It used to be that if a star was having a bad hair day, she threw on a hat. Now, she throws on a wig. Or extensions. Or freaky scarves (see <strong>Amy Winehouse</strong>, below).</p>
<p>Case in point:<strong> Lindsay Lohan</strong>. The other day, she was looking awesome with her long, straight blond hair. Today, she&#8217;s got a matty, nasty brunette thing going on. This sucker is so bad, it had to come from the Dollar Daze clearance bin. Gah! Is she getting shopping tips from Brit or what?</p>
<p>Furthermore, all that high-end shopping LiLo&#8217;s been doing as of late doesn&#8217;t seem to have made its way into her life yet. Clearly, she&#8217;s choosing to dig through her archives to unearth these leggings and hideous shoes instead. Our glamour gal ain&#8217;t so glamorous here, now is she?</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s hope this is just a bad day for &#8216;ol Linz. Cause man, when girl does bad, she&#8217;s <em>bad</em>!</p>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s Sporting The Most Stylish Bump in Hollywood?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberty Kontranowski</dc:creator>
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Berry&#8217;s Baby Bump
Boy, there are a whole lot of bumps going on in Hollywood right now. Has it been extra cold over there or something? Sheesh. No matter, Bump Watch is always a fun past time, and I am totally looking forward to seeing what Jessica Alba and Nicole Kidman brew up. I&#8217;ll bet they&#8217;ll be sickeningly cute and stylish. But for now, one bump reigns supreme: Halle Berry&#8217;s.
Look how damn hot she is here. She&#8217;s absolutely gorgeous and that dress is totally appropriate and glamorous. She has got to be dying in those sky-high heels, and that makes me [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress">Snarkstress</a></p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Berry&#8217;s Baby Bump</strong></p>
<p>Boy, there are a whole lot of bumps going on in Hollywood right now. Has it been extra cold over there or something? Sheesh. No matter, <strong>Bump Watch</strong> is always a fun past time, and I am totally looking forward to seeing what <strong>Jessica Alba</strong> and <strong>Nicole Kidman</strong> brew up. I&#8217;ll bet they&#8217;ll be sickeningly cute and stylish. But for now, one bump reigns supreme: <strong>Halle Berry&#8217;s</strong>.</p>
<p>Look how damn hot she is here. She&#8217;s absolutely gorgeous and that dress is totally appropriate and glamorous. She has got to be <em>dying</em> in those sky-high heels, and that makes me love them that much more. The best part? You can tell Halle&#8217;s been taking care of herself. She looks healthy &#8211; not like a Hollywood Super-Stick &#8211; and that is both refreshing and encouraging.</p>
<p>This chick should make all the Preggies of the world damn proud. Celebrate the bump, Halle, dahling! You. Da. Woman!</p>
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		<title>Jennifer Aniston&#8217;s Maternity Wear?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberty Kontranowski</dc:creator>
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Bump or Frump for J. An?
Dahlings, we may just have another Celebrity Bump Watch on our hands. Yep, according to the fully-esteemed National Enquirer (snzxxx!), everybody&#8217;s favorite Friend (she&#8217;s mine, anyway), Jennifer Aniston, is preggers with boyfriend Jason Lewis&#8217;s baby. They say her frumpy, baggy fashion choices and mucho-fuller face is the tell-all. Hmmmm&#8230;
I say the girl got a little crazy at the hors d&#8217;oeuvres table and to leave her the heck alone. But, if she is preggers, good for her. I&#8217;d find it a little odd since she never did sport the Bump du Brad despite their years of [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress">Snarkstress</a></p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Bump or Frump for J. An?</strong></p>
<p>Dahlings, we may just have another Celebrity Bump Watch on our hands. Yep, according to the fully-esteemed <a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/">National Enquirer</a> (snzxxx!), everybody&#8217;s favorite <em>Friend</em> (she&#8217;s mine, anyway), <strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong>, is preggers with boyfriend Jason Lewis&#8217;s baby. They say her frumpy, baggy fashion choices and mucho-fuller face is the tell-all. Hmmmm&#8230;</p>
<p>I say the girl got a little crazy at the hors d&#8217;oeuvres table and to leave her the heck alone. But, if she<em> is</em> preggers, good for her. I&#8217;d find it a little odd since she never did sport the <em>Bump du Brad</em> despite their years of marriage, but hey. I guess the clock&#8217;s not going backwards for her, now is it, so maybe she <em>does</em> want to pop one out and any old guy will do.</p>
<p>The truth, dear readers, remains to be seen. But for now, we sure as hell can have fun speculating. Think the Enquirer&#8217;s got it right, or is Jen just strapping on the feed bag a bit too often? <em>Inquiring</em> minds want to know!</p>
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		<title>Kate Hudson: My New Style Icon</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberty Kontranowski</dc:creator>
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Let it be known: Kate Hudson is my new style icon. Yep, that&#8217;s right. Step aside, Jessica Alba, The Snarkstress is officially over you. So long, farewell, better luck next time, thanks for the memories. *mwah*
Kate, you&#8217;re my new girl. And what I love most about you is that you wear (and are photographed in) an article of clothing more than once. Case in point, this gorgeous gray coat. You&#8217;ve paired it both with sleek black boots and surprisingly transfixing gray hose (what a bold move, the gray hose. But I completely adore them in this instance). You&#8217;ve managed to [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress">Snarkstress</a></p>
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<p>Let it be known: <strong>Kate Hudson</strong> is my new style icon. Yep, that&#8217;s right. Step aside, <a href="http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress/jessica-alba-what-happened-to-your-style/">Jessica Alba</a>, <strong>The Snarkstress</strong> is officially over you. So long, farewell, better luck next time, thanks for the memories. *mwah*</p>
<p>Kate, you&#8217;re my new girl. And what I love most about you is that you wear (and are photographed in) an article of clothing more than once. Case in point, this gorgeous gray coat. You&#8217;ve paired it both with sleek black boots and surprisingly transfixing gray hose (what a bold move, the gray hose. But I completely adore them in this instance). You&#8217;ve managed to make one coat work with two completely different looks. Bravo! (P.S. Love the hair in both photos, too. Just fab!)</p>
<p><em>And</em> while we&#8217;re on the topic of coats, does anyone know where I can find this black and white one (I wonder if Teri at <a href="http://www.celeblook.com">Celeb Look</a> has any idea?) This coat is exceptional (I&#8217;ll pardon the hideous hairdo) and these boots (another item we&#8217;ve seen her in before, hooray!) complete this rockin look. Great job.</p>
<p>Now, I&#8217;ve always thought that Kate was adorable&#8230;a true testament to her kick-ass genes. But over and over again, I see her scoring high marks in the fashion department and she has, therefore, not only earned the <strong>Snarkstress Seal of Approval</strong>, but has also earned my tippy top spot.</p>
<p>So a rousing <em>Cheers!</em> to Ms. Hudson and the few celebs that rewear their clothing. <em>Clink!</em></p>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Play &#8220;Which Olsen is This?&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liberty Kontranowski</dc:creator>
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Who Am I?
OK, dahlings. Give it to me straight: Which Olsen is this? Mary-Kate? Or Ashley?
Whichever one she is, at least we are all clear on the fact that she has shitty taste in fashion, no?
Here&#8217;s the scoop: If my ass were that skinny and my wallet that fat, surely I would be sporting classier duds than these chicks do. And they have their own fashion line, no less. Freakin&#8217; steal from it, girls. Have your designers sit down and sketcha a little sumpthin. Or kife something from Lance&#8217;s closet, for cripe&#8217;s sake, I don&#8217;t care, but there has got [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress">Snarkstress</a></p>
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<p>OK, dahlings. Give it to me straight: Which <strong>Olsen </strong>is this? <strong>Mary-Kate</strong>? Or <strong>Ashley</strong>?</p>
<p>Whichever one she is, at least we are all clear on the fact that she has shitty taste in fashion, no?</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the scoop: If my ass were that skinny and my wallet that fat, surely I would be sporting classier duds than these chicks do. And they have their own fashion line, no less. Freakin&#8217; steal from it, girls. Have your designers sit down and sketcha a little sumpthin. Or kife something from Lance&#8217;s closet, for cripe&#8217;s sake, I don&#8217;t care, but there has <em>got</em> to be something better out there than this. </p>
<p>Now, I know my pal Erin will poison my martini over this post for 3 reasons:
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<li>I don&#8217;t know which Olsen this is. I used to have them straight (I guess) but now they&#8217;re both pretty blond and I&#8217;m not hip on the cryptic world of <em>Olsen Deciphering 101</em>, so I&#8217;m really at a loss here. Help.</li>
<li>Any time I say something a smidge not-so-nice about her girls, Erin leaves here in tears. Which is kinda funny, but I digress.</li>
<li>Not only am I adding this dress-thingie my <strong>Snarkstress Shit File</strong>, I am <em>so</em> tossing the shoes in there, as well. The problem? These shoes bear the name of Erin&#8217;s other beloved, <strong>Victoria Beckham</strong>.</li>
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<p>Dang, I am just <em>asking</em> for a catfight, aren&#8217;t I?</p>
<p>So anyhoo, dahlings, can you help me out? Tell me which Olsen this is, tell me why either of them dress like they&#8217;re bankrupt and tell me WTF is up with these shoes. Please.</p>
<p>Thanks in advance for the helps, loves. You all are so presh, I could weep. *mwah*</p>
<p>Love <a href="http://www.mkashley.com">the Olsens</a>? <a href="http://www.beckhamgroupie.com">The Beckhams</a>? Erin&#8217;s got you covered.</p>
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		<title>Hayden Panettiere in Satin Scariness</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
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Lumpy Bumpy Cutie Pie
Dahlings,
All I&#8217;m saying here is this: Here we have one of the cutest and hottest chicklets out there. She looks adorable. Her hair is awesome, the color of her dress is fantastic with her complexion&#8230;her shoes are a little odd, but I can deal.
BUT (and this is a big BUT) there is a lesson to be learned here. Even the teensiest, tiniest girls on earth can look like they have a belly pooch when they&#8217;re sporting satin. Particularly stretchy satin. It has to be, without question, the most unforgiving fabric ev-ah. So all I&#8217;m saying is this: [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.splendicity.com/snarkstress">Snarkstress</a></p>
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<strong>Lumpy Bumpy Cutie Pie</strong></p>
<p>Dahlings,</p>
<p>All I&#8217;m saying here is this: Here we have one of the cutest and hottest chicklets out there. She looks adorable. Her hair is awesome, the color of her dress is fantastic with her complexion&#8230;her shoes are a little odd, but I can deal.</p>
<p>BUT (and this is a big BUT) there is a lesson to be learned here. Even the teensiest, tiniest girls on earth can look like they have a belly pooch when they&#8217;re sporting satin. Particularly stretchy satin. It has to be, without question, <em>the</em> most unforgiving fabric ev-ah. So all I&#8217;m saying is this: be VERY, VERY wary of scary satin.</p>
<p>End of lesson. Now go have a drink &#8211; it is the weekend, after all. You deserve it.</p>
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		<title>Beyonce In Clearance Lame</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:52:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Draped in Disarray 
Looks like someone should&#8217;ve been present at Fashion Week instead of the clearance bin at Jo Ann Fabrics, no? Maybe it&#8217;s just moi, but this dress does NOT scream Grecian Goddess &#8211; it screams &#8220;I ate too many Wendy&#8217;s Singles with Britney this week and none of my normally wet suit-tight dresses fit anymore, so I decided to wrap up in a lame nightmare instead. Like it?&#8221;
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<strong>Draped in Disarray</strong> </p>
<p>Looks like <em>someone</em> should&#8217;ve been present at <strong>Fashion Week</strong> instead of the clearance bin at Jo Ann Fabrics, no? Maybe it&#8217;s just moi, but this dress does NOT scream Grecian Goddess &#8211; it screams &#8220;I ate too many Wendy&#8217;s Singles with Britney this week and none of my normally wet suit-tight dresses fit anymore, so I decided to wrap up in a lame nightmare instead. Like it?&#8221;</p>
<p>Uh no, B, we don&#8217;t. I mean jeez, even the hem of this cobble-job is puckery and sloppy and maybe it&#8217;s the beer goggles I&#8217;m still wearing, but it looks like she may be sporting <em>silver </em>shoes besides. Bleh. Just plain bleh.</p>
<p>More from the <strong>VMAs</strong> later, dahlings. I&#8217;ll be wrapping them up between today and tomorrow, but allow me to say how much I <em>adore </em>awards shows&#8230;<strong>Snarkstress</strong> job security at its finest.</p>
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