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Ciara And Her Hair Extensions Go Shopping

August 23, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Ciara And Her Hair Extensions Go Shopping

Though I can appreciate Ciara‘s new hair extensions and relaxed smile, I don’t much care for her bright pants and latest pair of ridiculous shoes. What is with Ciara and these heels that look more painful than beautiful? Does the girl not own a simple pair of flip flops? Or even (and it pains me to say this) some at least trendy and comfortable looking gladiator sandals?
But the most disappointing part of this Intermix shopping excursion she is currently engaged in? The accessory puppy. I can’t stand the women who shop with their dogs, regardless of if that woman happens …read more

Lindsay Lohan Goes Back To Blonde

August 2, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Actresses

Lindsay Lohan Goes Back To Blonde

I’m not sure if I’m more surprised to see Lindsay Lohan back as a bottle blonde or hear that she actually has acting work and will be starring in a feature film with Robert De Niro. Either way, it’s quite a change for Lohan, though what hasn’t changed is her attraction to sheer tops, ugly shoes, big sunglasses and purses that remind everyone around her of just how big of a celebrity she is (or so she thinks).
What are the odds that this new movie will be a flop? Have we started taking bets yet? Tough to tell, but if …read more

Halle Berry’s Oversize Shirt Overwhelms Her

August 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Halle Berry’s Oversize Shirt Overwhelms Her

Oh if only this shirt was a size smaller, had a neater hemline and wasn’t situated on top of a black pencil skirt. I would expect even on a trip out to pick up flowers at Bristol Farms, Halle Berry would still consider these things. I mean, don’t you?
But unfortunately the oversize shirt and work skirt have met and truth be told they are not playing nice. It looks as though she was on her way to a secretarial job, spilled some coffee on the work appropriate button up blouse she was previously wearing, and then a hippie offered her …read more

Kylie Minogue Sports Some Pajama Couture

August 1, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Kylie Minogue Sports Some Pajama Couture

Usually Kylie Minogue is one of my favorites, but I can’t find anything to like about her red and black ensemble she is wearing while shopping at Jean-Paul Gaultier. The way it flows down in the back while remains cropped in the front is baffling, unflattering and a wholely strange choice for petite little Kylie.
The necklace could be fabulous if there was more decolletage exposed instead of awkwardly falling onto the red shift shirt. It’s just such a shame when a powerful accessory doesn’t get properly incorporated into the right mix of fabric and style.
But on the bright side? Kylie’s …read more

Katie Price’s Power Is Out And Mirrors Gone

July 29, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
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Katie Price’s Power Is Out And Mirrors Gone

What on earth is happening here, Katie Price? I’ve given you a lot of slack lately considering how much you’ve got going on in your life and how bad your sense of style has always been. It took a lot of time and effort, but I’ve forgiven you (mostly) for the equestrian clothing photoshoot travesty and do hope you’ve learned your lesson about how not to get out of a car when paparazzi are around.
But today is a new day, Katie…and this is ten steps back from slutty and teetering on full out catastrophe right here. You look like you’re …read more

Katy Perry’s Sexy Soho Shopping Spree

July 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Katy Perry’s Sexy Soho Shopping Spree

Is it a miracle? Has Katy Perry actually crossed the line back into the realm of pretty and forgotten her bizarre circus sideshow ways? I don’t want to get my hopes up or anything…but if this sexy little romper is any indication, Katy Perry is looking to forget all about fuzzy dice and floral pantsuits by actually wearing something the rest of us would consider purchasing.
Sure, the accessories are a bit chunky, her sunglasses wouldn’t work for everyone and even though we all could purchase an acid wash romper for our very own…most of us shouldn’t – this is a …read more

Paris Hilton’s Hippie Dippy Shopping Wear

July 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Socialites

Paris Hilton’s Hippie Dippy Shopping Wear

Would you even really know for sure that these two are sisters if they weren’t The Hiltons. I mean honestly, it would be hard to imagine them looking any different. Here is Nicky, all chic and understated for a Friday stroll through various boutiques in Hollywood. But right next to her is Paris, all hippie-d out and overly pink for day time. Make that any time.
As Paris has slid farther down the woe-begotten reality television path, and Nicky has stepped back more and more from the spotlight, I’ve grown to not mind the less outlandish sister. Sure, there is a …read more

The Single Life Agrees With Rachel Hunter

July 24, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Models

The Single Life Agrees With Rachel Hunter

Well, it looks like Rachel Hunter isn’t spending a spare second bemoaning the cancellation of her nuptials. The former supermodel was spotted on Robertson Blvd shopping at Intermix and giving a perky thumbs up when asked how she was coping after the abrupt breakup last month.
The proof is in her appearance – Rachel looks relaxed, happy and (thank goodness) less wrinkly than when we last discussed her overbaked skin.
Hopefully this is a trend that continues. I would love to see Rachel Hunter back to her old self, possibly as the face of some makeup product or even promoting her own …read more

Does Avril Lavigne Look Pregnant?

July 19, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Does Avril Lavigne Look Pregnant?

Tongues are wagging about whether or not Avril Lavigne had a big pasta lunch or is carrying a new little punk rocker these days. Out shopping with a friend in Los Angeles, I have to agree it does look like there might be a baby bump hiding under her black tank top.
But enough about baby rumors…can we talk for a second about her makeup?
It’s a bit too over the top – just got a makeover at MAC – for me personally, but I have to admit I kind of like it on her. The hair looks good as well, …read more

Britney Spears Takes A Step Back

June 26, 2009 by The Snarkstress  
Filed under Singers

Britney Spears Takes A Step Back

Hopefully last week’s surprise step up in the looks department from Ms. Britney Spears was not a fluke. Or a well played attempt to fool us into thinking that Britney really wants to grow out of her trashy roots and start taking care of her personal appearance…
Because this is a big step back, honey.
I don’t mean to nag you, Brit. But you seem like the kind of girl who could use a little routine and predictability in her life. While we all have days where baby pink boots and short shorts seem like a good idea (okay, I don’t. but …read more

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