Here you are partying it up in St. Tropez with Michael Axtmann - it seems like these kind of photos surface at least once a year, where we all sit back and wonder how nitwits like you afford this traveling lifestyle but can’t seem to find a decent colorist or hair accessory that doesn’t look like it was made from a Toys R’ Us crafting kit.

You intrigue me, Tara. I really wish you didn’t, but somehow you continue to be strangely fascinating…for no particular reason at all.

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But…

The high-waisted leather short-shorts? Really?

These I take slight issue with, Ash. They just seem a bit ambitious and a teensy bit slutty for daytime television. No one’s questioning whether or not your obviously very toned legs can handle the pressure, but why put them under such undo stress if you could instead choose something a little bit more presentable and still look ridiculously hot.

High-waisted short-shorts…I’m still baffled that you would make this decision. So, I’ll hold off on officially getting offended until I start to see evidence of further crimes against fashion common sense.

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Wait, haven’t we all seen this movie before?

That’s right, now I recall this is Mischa Barton’s costume du jour for evenings of excessive boozing and debauchery. Got it. There’s no way we can get around being subjected to her googly eyes and disheveled everything.

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Hold on…

I don’t quite believe my eyes, but it seems Mischa has either made a good decision in her drunken stupor, or she has a very good friend close by.

Either way, smart move putting some sunglasses on, Honey.

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But I will.

Innocent trip to Starbucks or not, please find shirts that aren’t this close to being transparent.

I’m disappointed to see more ratty looking hair and cut offs. At least it looks like the pink boots are gone for now. But honey, cameras or not there’s just no excuse for this kind of trashiness. There are busy moms all over the world who haven’t gone multi-plantinum – and they find time to put themselves together a bit before walking out the front door.

Can’t you pick up a hairbrush and put on a little lip gloss, darling?

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Because this is a big step back, honey.

I don’t mean to nag you, Brit. But you seem like the kind of girl who could use a little routine and predictability in her life. While we all have days where baby pink boots and short shorts seem like a good idea (okay, I don’t. but clearly you do.), I think it’s safe to say in order to make the leap to full time put together popstar, you’re going to have to purge your closet of anything that even slightly resembles the days of K-Fed and Cheetos.

To put it plainly, Brit – throw out those boots and comb your hair.

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