Taylor Momsen in Shortest Skirt Ever
September 30, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Actresses
Sometimes I find the wardrobe staff for Gossip Girl just utterly confusing. Most of the time they are geniuses and are able to outfit Blaire and Serena in amazing designer pieces that are edgy, unique, and trendsetting…and other times they are just completely offensive with their display of scantily clad high school girls (yes I’m partially referring to Serena’s cleavage that was front and center for the second half of last season)!
Here is Taylor Momsen filming an episode of Gossip Girl wearing a completely inappropriate outfit. Do I need to remind you that this sexy blonde strutting down the street …read more
Ciara Channels The 80s And Exposes Her Butt
April 27, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Looking like something right out of Star Trek, Ciara emerged from Bungalow 8 in London all smiles, hair extensions and heavy eyeliner.
While the dress is not my favorite, I can’t really condemn her too much for it. Yes, it looks sloppy, like it doesn’t quite fit on top and the skirt is far too short and the shoes just end up making her otherwise super athletic legs look stumpy and her feet look uncomfortably constrained instead of supported.
But it’s really the back of the dress (or lack thereof) which bothers me.
Did your mother not teach you how to be a …read more
Fergie’s Almost Bum Cheek Show
April 16, 2009 by The Snarkstress
Filed under Singers
Still sporting atrocious highlights and greasy makeup, but finally wearing something reasonably fashionable again, newly married Fergie went for a walk. Up the stairs, unfortunately.
Well, unfortunately for me. If you’re number one goal in life was to see Fergie’s bum, well – you almost had your chance here.
Lesson for all of us…if your skirt is this short, take the elevator. Even if you don’t have cameras following you every second, that’s just a rather helpful rule of thumb.
